47 Roast Quotes for You to Enjoy

There is nothing so beautiful as the free forest. To catch a fish when you are hungry, cut the boughs of a tree, make a fire to roast it, and eat it in the open air, is the greatest of all luxuries. I would not stay a week pent up in cities if it were not for my passion for art. Edmonia Lewis

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My dad died right after performing at the Friars' roast for Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz. I have that tape somewhere. There's still a lot of good jokes in there. I mean, that was 1958. Albert Brooks

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I love to roast vegetables - carrots, fennel, and so on. I also love to mash or puree pretty much any vegetable! April Bloomfield

Love Vegetables Carrots Pretty Vegetable Mash Roast Also Any Much

A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that. Bootsy Collins

You People Dog Down Way Out About Stuff Roast Come Like Talk Came Up Did Where Things

My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she'd make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at age 19, I was 5'8" and weighed 165 pounds. Carol Alt

I love to make a one-pot meal - think stir-fry but in the French Fricassee. I start with what takes the longest to roast and then add vegetables, fresh herbs, and starch until the meal is complete in one shot. Daniel Boulud

Love Vegetables Meal Think Add Complete Takes Roast Longest Until French Make Fresh Then Shot Herbs Start

Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is pork. Roast pork unless he changes his point of view. Dick Morris

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My mother is the sort of woman who not only can raise a chicken and roast it to moist perfection but, as she proved to my openmouthed sister and me on a family holiday to Morocco when we were very young, can barter for one in a market, kill it, pluck it, and then cook it to perfection. Hamish Bowles

Family Me Woman Mother Sister Young Market Pluck Only Morocco Perfection Roast She Sort Proved Were Chicken Very Holiday Then Cook Who Barter Raise

As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings. Hattie McDaniel

Those Take Roast Chicken Diet Diets

I think the first thing you should learn is how to roast a chicken. Once you can roast a chicken, you can pretty much figure out anything else. And who doesn't like roasted chicken? It's a classic. Haylie Duff

As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses. Jeff Ross

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It's not color, it's like pouring 40 tablespoons of sugar water over a roast. John Huston

Water Sugar Color Pouring Roast Over Like

Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking. Judy Gold

Love Food Cooking Hungarian Eastern Roast Also Course Because Making Noodles Lot Chicken Egg European Jew

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