Jeff Ross Quotes

Jeff Ross
Jeff Ross
American Comedian
Born: Sep 13, 1965
Bad Comedians Me People Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on. Jeff Ross
Life You Life Is Short Move On Pain Our Laugh Able Never Move Short
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean. Jeff Ross
Humor Clean Never Edgy
If you keep looking backwards, you don't go anywhere. Jeff Ross
You Backwards Looking Go Anywhere Keep
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be. Jeff Ross
Funny Somebody Bad Tried Could Roast Like Sport Well Go Either Actually
When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact. Jeff Ross
Jealousy Good Stars See Fact Part Comedians Singer Because Rock Rock Stars Get Frustrated
I think comics should test people, I think it's our job to go too far. That way we know as a society what too far is. Where else are you going to hear it? Jeff Ross
You People Job Think Society Too Else Our Way Know Test Comics Go Hear Going Where Far Should
Bad taste is not illegal. I always got my first laughs as a kid by saying inappropriate things. That's always how we're going to get our laughs as comics. Jeff Ross
Saying First Our Kid Laughs Bad Bad Taste Always Got How Comics Get Taste Going Inappropriate Illegal Things
Nobody likes a bad sport, no matter what the circumstances are. Jeff Ross
Matter Circumstances Bad Nobody Likes Sport
As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses. Jeff Ross
Family Me Jokes Giving Everybody About Cab Drivers Soon Roast Announced Masses Friends Person Get Mouthpiece Getting
I don't think you cross the line - I think you move the line. Jeff Ross
You Think Cross Line Move
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it. Jeff Ross
Sense Of Humor People Heroes Humor Sense Athletes Tend Part Most Than Might Less Many
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere. Jeff Ross
Funny Me You Somebody Somewhere Joke Every Observation Gotta Offend Want After Apologize
People love to see public figures get taken down a notch, and by the same token, everyone loves to be the center of attention, even when there's a target on their forehead. Jeff Ross
Love People Down Everyone See Taken Attention Forehead Target Get Same Center Loves Public Notch Public Figures Token Figures Even
I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like, but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special. Jeff Ross
Alone People Think Never Like Look Make Because Where Special Stands Fun Jersey

No more Jeff Ross quotes

Haven't find the right quote? Try quotes from authors related to Jeff Ross.

About
Site pages
Top Quotes
Authors
Today's birthdays
Copyright © Quotesia 2025