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Milton Berle
Milton Berle
American Comedian
Born: Jul 12, 1908
Died: Mar 27, 2002
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. Milton Berle
You Man Congress Think Lead Make Him
Laughter is an instant vacation. Milton Berle
Laughter Instant Vacation
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. Milton Berle
Funny Thomas Thomas Edison Television Him Edison Lot Owe Candlelight Watching Watching Television
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. Milton Berle
Once Has-Been Rather Never Reaching Because Been Than Maybe Cannot Might Far Who Star
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle
Good Wife Husband Good Wife Wrong She Always Forgives Her
Money can't buy you happiness, but it helps you look for it in a lot more places. Milton Berle
Happiness Buy You Money More Look Lot Places Helps
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient. Milton Berle
Poverty Terribly Disgrace Inconvenient
They've finally comes up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. Milton Berle
Mistake Finally Blames Perfect Computer Another Makes Up Office
There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer. Milton Berle
Funny Will Style Funny Things Says Guy Point Point Of View He Between Longer Comedian Comic Difference Being Much View Who Things Last
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. Milton Berle
He Retiring Quarter Dollars Accountant Company Why Million Million Dollars Shy
People say I owe a lot to television. The fact is I was a star long before television. What TV made me is unemployed. Milton Berle
Me People Made Long Before Say Television TV People Say Fact Lot Unemployed Owe Star

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