Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams

Robin Williams

American Comedian

Born: Jul 21, 1951

Died: Aug 11, 2014

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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams

You Sorry Were Agree Right

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams

Funny Nothing Rush Hour Call Moves Why

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams

You Madness Lose Given Only Little Spark

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' Robin Williams

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong. Robin Williams

You Else Everything Everything Else Wrong Left Right

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery. Robin Williams

Says Bear Arms Amendment Artillery Right Second Second Amendment

For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. It comes out of a deeper, darker side. Maybe it comes from anger, because I'm outraged by cruel absurdities, the hypocrisy that exists everywhere, even within yourself, where it's hardest to see. Robin Williams

Me You Anger Yourself Comedy Hypocrisy Starts Side Everywhere Out Kind Darker See Outraged Cruel Absurd Because Within Exists Maybe Where Then Sculpt Explosion Even Deeper Hardest

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Robin Williams

Reality People Crutch Just Who Cope

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams

Funny Phone Psychic Phone Number Network Why Number Need

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins. Robin Williams

Had Cousins Years South Cloning

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing. Robin Williams

Good Together People Something Good Thing Same Being Room Creating Thing

I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection. When I was little, my mother was funny with me, and I started to be charming and funny for her, and I learned that by being entertaining, you make a connection with another person. Robin Williams

Love Funny Me You Love Me Mother Entertaining Charming Drives Primal Perform Performing Make Learned Another Person Going Being Little Connection Her Started Basically Need

Reality: What a concept! Robin Williams

Reality Concept

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string. Robin Williams

Food You String Eaten Bean More Cotton Like Green Tastes Closest Closest Thing Bred Turns Cook Ever Thing

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Robin Williams

Gay Other Furniture Broke Had Burglar Night

The essential truth is that sometimes you're worried that they'll find out it's a fluke, that you don't really have it. You've lost the muse or - the worst dread - you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on. Robin Williams

Truth You Truth Is Madness Sometimes Lost Fluke Worried Worst Dread Out Find Through Never Had Essential Really Early Muse

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time. It's a hideous, gaudy place; it may not be the end of the world per se, but you can certainly see it from there. Robin Williams

Time You World Gaudy Hideous See One-Night Per Only Vegas End End Of The World May Place Certainly Ever Play Night

The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running. Robin Williams

Sometimes Running Like Does Improv Works

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