Funny Quotes

Funny quotes are a great way to lighten the mood and bring some humor to our daily lives. Whether it's a witty one-liner or a clever quip, funny quotes have the power to make us laugh and put a smile on our faces. From famous comedians to well-known authors and celebrities, there are countless hilarious quotes to choose from.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain

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Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. Stephen Hawking

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. George Carlin

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White

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Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William Arthur Ward

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I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry Kissinger

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams

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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Laurence J. Peter

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Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. Ellen DeGeneres

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