22 Housework Quotes for You to Enjoy

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller

Funny You Take Take A Chance Housework Why Chance

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. Erma Bombeck

You Will Housework Right

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. Quentin Crisp

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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Evan Esar

Home Woman Unless Nobody She Housework Does Done Notices

I'm a housewife: I spend far more time on housework than anything else. Annie Dillard

Time Else Spend More Housewife Housework Than Anything Anything Else Far

No one likes doing chores. In happiness surveys, housework is ranked down there with commuting as activities that people enjoy the least. Maybe that's why figuring out who does which chores usually prompts, at best, tense discussion in a household and, at worst, outright fighting. Emily Oster

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My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don't do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie. Cynthia Nixon

I'm one of nine sisters. My parents were dairy farmers in Wisconsin. My father didn't believe in girls doing farm work. Girls did housework, and he hired young men to do farm work. I would have preferred to be outside. Diane Hendricks

My mother made me do all the housework as a boy. I still do it, even in hotels. Ernest Borgnine

Me Mother Made Hotels Housework Boy Still Even

I made a very slatternly mother, notably unkeen on housework, unaware that homes need to be cleaned now and then, and too often to be found with a cigarette in one hand and a drink in the other. J. G. Ballard

Mother Made Too Other Cigarette Unaware Drink Cleaned Housework Hand Very Often Then Found Now Homes Now And Then Need

A 'harmonized' life these days sounds like a tall order. Between housework, homework, workwork, and busywork, there are perpetually too many things to do, and not enough time to find that mythical balance. Nothing is more frustrating than feeling like you're doing doing doing but getting nothing truly done that you really want. Jack Canfield

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If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space. Joyce Carol Oates

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I always have been a busy person, doing my own housework, helping the Man of the Place when help could not be obtained; but I love to work. And it is a pleasure to write. And, oh, I do just love to play! Laura Ingalls Wilder

In the late sixties, when revolution and upheaval were everywhere, feminists were ridiculed for focusing on housework. Lynn Coady

Revolution Late Everywhere Focusing Housework Feminists Were Upheaval Sixties Ridiculed

My parents were very well-off, but we didn't have a crazy-huge house. We didn't have thousands of workers and staff; it was just my mum doing the majority of the housework. We didn't have nannies. I wasn't brought up in any sort of extravagant way. Petra Stunt

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I take pride in taking care of all the housework so that my wife, who works as a designer for Martha Stewart, won't need to sacrifice any of her leisure time when she gets home. Said Sayrafiezadeh

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