43 Refrigerator Quotes for You to Enjoy

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? Erma Bombeck

You Fire Smell Cares Else No-One Catch Housework Block Item Refrigerator Door Should Theory Multiply Why

In order to have good fried chicken, you should wash and season the bird the morning you're preparing it for dinner. Don't wait and do it right before you start cooking. Throw it in the refrigerator, seasoned, that morning, and give it a chance to soak up all the salt and pepper and goodness. Paula Deen

Good Morning You Cooking Wait Bird Dinner Goodness Before Salt Pepper Give Throw Fried Fried Chicken Up Chicken Refrigerator Order Soak Should Wash Preparing Season Seasoned Right Start Chance

Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart. Robert Fulghum

Memories Heart Mind Visible Cupboard Leftovers Refrigerator Stored Form Less

Open your refrigerator, your freezer, your kitchen cupboards, and look at the labels on your food. You'll find 'natural flavor' or 'artificial flavor' in just about every list of ingredients. The similarities between these two broad categories are far more significant than the differences. David Chang

Food You Natural Differences Every Broad Significant Find About Similarities More Kitchen Open Between Categories Look Freezer Labels Than Artificial List Refrigerator Just Flavor Far Ingredients Your Two

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it. Roseanne Barr

Simple Problems Drinking Own Back Unable Solve Cosmos Picking Most Up Refrigerator Patriarchy After Placing Even Milk Socks

People don't take enough advantage of the refrigerator door. Alex Guarnaschelli

People Enough Take Advantage Refrigerator Door

I believe in a 'give us this day our daily bread' sort of thing. And what I draw from that is, I try not to stock my refrigerator for groceries for the week, cause I might not live to see the full week. Ali Shaheed Muhammad

I remember when I was prosecutor we had truancy and curfew issues and we made a refrigerator magnet, and that was hot with parents. They loved putting it up on the wall and saying, you know, if you don't follow these rules, you could get prosecuted. Amy Klobuchar

Like a lot of black people, I grew up straight po'. Wasn't no question about whether we was po', either. If you really wanted to know, all you had to do was look in our refrigerator. Bernie Mac

All I can really tell you about my father is that he did odd things like put tin foil on a bottle of beer after having a few sips, then put it in the refrigerator to perhaps have on another night. Bruce Eric Kaplan

All Italians got a refrigerator in the garage. That's what we do. Buddy Valastro

Got Italians Refrigerator Garage

Generally, I liked feeling able to connect with millions of women on a very deep level. It felt special that women especially would cut out my strip and place it on a refrigerator. Cathy Guisewite

Women Feeling Strip Out Would Able Generally Liked Felt Very Refrigerator Place Cut Special Connect Deep Level Millions

I can put together a pretty decent meal from whatever happens to be in the refrigerator and the pantry. I like the challenge of this sort of improvisation, the rigor of limitation and sometimes having to take a risk. Chang-Rae Lee

Together Sometimes Challenge Whatever Meal Pantry Rigor Pretty Risk Having Take Put Like Sort Limitation Improvisation Refrigerator Decent Happens

I'm very well known for hiding my phone in really weird places. I can hide it in a refrigerator during a scene or under that bed. It's pretty bad, but at the end of the day we can all laugh at it. Cierra Ramirez

Day Phone Hide End Of The Day Laugh Hiding Bad Pretty Scene Weird Well Well Known Known Bed End Very Refrigerator Places Really

That's one thing people don't know about me - I eat in my sleep. I can't keep things in the house; I literally have in my refrigerator water, coconut water, orange juice, hemp milk and like, tea bags. And that's really it. Because I eat in my sleep. Denise Vasi

Me People Water Tea One Thing Eat About Bags Like Know House Because Juice Orange Refrigerator Literally Really Coconut Hemp Keep Milk Thing Things Sleep

But I like to know that someone is stronger than I am. I want to be able to know that if I get tired, somebody is there to hold up the fort. I like knowing that I can't pick a refrigerator alone. God did not make me strong enough to do that. Donna Summer

God Alone Me Tired Strong Somebody Stronger Enough Able Someone Pick Like Know Knowing Make Am Up Than Get Did Refrigerator Want Hold Fort

I may be able to spot arrowheads on the desert but a refrigerator is a jungle in which I am easily lost. Edward T. Hall

Lost Easily Able Spot Am Jungle Refrigerator May Which Desert

Figuring out why people who choose not to do something don't in fact do it is like attempting to interview the elves who live inside your refrigerator but come out only when the light is off. Eileen Pollack

When I lived in Boston, I had an office that I rented because I found it wonderful to go away from my house to work: It was so quiet, and I couldn't go to the refrigerator or do the laundry. Elizabeth Berg

Work Wonderful Go Away Laundry Boston Had House Because Go Quiet Office Refrigerator Lived Found Away

The main thing I'm concerned with right now, is getting people to understand that the Internet of Things is already in their lives. So if you look around your house, either your television, refrigerator, or some of your appliances - they are probably already connected. Gray Scott

You People Internet Television Some Main Main Thing Look House Concerned Around Understand Getting Refrigerator Either Your Connected Now Lives Right Thing Things Appliances

If you clear your mind, you can fill it with your character. If it is cluttered, if it is anxious, if you're thinking about your date, about your dinner, about filling your refrigerator, there's no room. There's no room for the character you're trying to build. Henry Winkler

Character You Mind Dinner Build Thinking About Date Clear Trying Anxious Refrigerator Room Cluttered Your Fill Filling

I've been trying to write a book since before I was old enough to vote, and I've collected many rejection slips from publishers and magazines. I used to keep them all stuck to my refrigerator, with magnets, but an ex-girlfriend told me they were depressing, and defeatist, and suggested I take them down. A very wise suggestion on her part. J. R. Moehringer

Me Wise Vote Book Old Before Down Rejection Enough Slips Collected Magazines Magnet Stuck Write Take Part Since Were Been Very Trying Refrigerator Old Enough Depressing Them Used Many Keep Publishers Her Suggested Rejection Slips Suggestion

If I have a weakness, it's probably ice cream. That's where I get lax, sloppy. I'll sneak into the refrigerator at night and take two or three bites and put it back. Butter pecan. Only two or three bites, but it shows. Jack Nicklaus

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