59 Laundry Quotes for You to Enjoy

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. Burt Reynolds

Man Marriage Way Laundry About Most Get Done Expensive Average Average Man

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. Laurence J. Peter

Relationship Better Lost Laundry Week Pounds Than Loved Forty

It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry. Adam Levine

Sweet Laundry

I'm not thin, but I'm strong - plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee. Jen Lancaster

Balance Strong Coffee Hurdles Once Laundry Spilling Plus Pottery Never Catalogs Over Stack Stairs Barn Flight Navigate Thin Basket

I try to do a variety of physical activities. I spin, take classes at Barry's Boot Camp, go to the gym, use home DVD's of ChaLEAN Extreme workouts, which I think are brilliant, and I run around after my three girls. Also, let's be honest. The amount of laundry I do is an exercise in and of itself! Alicia Coppola

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If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow. Anna Paquin

Today Buy Tomorrow Clothes Laundry New New Clothes Gonna

Actually going to the supermarket to get my own groceries was a revelation. I'd never had to fill the fridge before, do my laundry, put petrol in my car. It was scary - but there was a kind of joy about it, too. Ashley Roberts

We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room. Bella Abzug

Equality Down Pedestal Our Laundry Coming Up Room

Guys should be doing laundry, doing dishes. Bobby Berk

Laundry Guys Doing Dishes Should

I'd sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don't have to be anywhere, and anything I do is my choice. Carrie Underwood

Work Buy People Birthdays Out Run Laundry Like Coming Up Anything Anywhere Little Work Out Choice Presents Sleep

I quite like doing laundry. I find it quite like relaxing. Charli XCX

Relaxing Laundry Find Like Doing Quite

I mean, it's a bit of a double-edged sword being a celebrity and being an actor as I'm sure you know. Your public laundry is constantly aired out and I thought that maybe I could do some good. Daniel Baldwin

For me, being successful meant not having to do my laundry at a laundromat and not having a second job. Darby Stanchfield

Me Job Laundry Having Being Successful Meant Second

One day, my brother had his friend over, and they were in the laundry room, and I stuck my puppet's head around the door and then started chasing them with it and made my puppet laugh very scary. It was really funny. Darci Lynne Farmer

Funny Day Made Chasing One Day Laugh Puppet Laundry Brother Scary Stuck Had Head Over Around Were His Friend Very Door Room Them Then Really Started

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house. Denis Leary

Love Great Machines Laundry Maid House Washing

I made a dollar a day sweeping a laundry out. Then we made a record that was number two in Los Angeles. We got so excited hearing it on the radio that Carl threw up. Dennis Wilson

Day Made Out Laundry Record Angeles Threw Excited Got Los Los Angeles Dollar Hearing Up Then Sweeping Radio Number Two

When I was 11 years old, my family had to leave East Germany and begin a new life in West Germany overnight. Until my father could get back into his original profession as a government employee, my parents operated a small laundry business in our little town. I became the laundry delivery boy. Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Life Government Family Business New Life Old Father Parents Back Our East Laundry Small Could Had Delivery New Town Employee Until Operated Became Boy Leave Overnight His West Years Begin Germany Get Little Little Town Profession Original

When I lived in Boston, I had an office that I rented because I found it wonderful to go away from my house to work: It was so quiet, and I couldn't go to the refrigerator or do the laundry. Elizabeth Berg

Work Wonderful Go Away Laundry Boston Had House Because Go Quiet Office Refrigerator Lived Found Away

I wash my own dishes; I do my own laundry. I'm not a glamorous person at all, not at all. Elvis Duran

Own Laundry My Own Glamorous Person Dishes Wash

If everyone is good at something different, assigning chores is easy. If your partner is great at grocery shopping and you are great at the laundry, you're set. But this isn't always - or even usually - the case. Emily Oster

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You don't realize how hard it is to live on your own. But there's no mom to do your laundry, and make you dinner and to do things for you, and you don't think about little things like buying paper towels and salt. Emma Roberts

I will waste an extraordinary amount of time, you know. And if it's not watching television, I'll be sitting staring out of the window. And yes, I know there's the idea of the artist, sitting there doing nothing while things are going on, but actually, no. It's vacant space. I'm thinking about the laundry. Glen Duncan

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