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Jen Lancaster
Jen Lancaster
American Author
Born: Nov 5, 1967
Always Life Me People Think You
Related authors: F. Scott Fitzgerald Frederick Douglass Helen Keller Henry David Thoreau Joyce Meyer Mark Twain Og Mandino Zig Ziglar
I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian. Jen Lancaster
Food Half Italian Food Able Because Always Been Italian Blood Cook Sicilian
I'm not thin, but I'm strong - plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee. Jen Lancaster
Balance Strong Coffee Hurdles Once Laundry Spilling Plus Pottery Never Catalogs Over Stack Stairs Barn Flight Navigate Thin Basket
Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with. Jen Lancaster
Me Everyone Out Someone Like Reads Hang Who
I'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything. Jen Lancaster
People Remember Enjoy Think Everything Detail Memoirs Tend Because Very Oriented Why
In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated. Jen Lancaster
Life People Real Life Bossy Tend Because Real Yell Lot Frustrated Mean
I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, 'Oh I want to talk to someone.' But the minute you take what bothers you outside the bond between you and your husband, you let someone else into the relationship and that causes a wedge. Jen Lancaster
Relationship You Women Natural Husband Think Else Everyone Say Minute Someone Propensity Wedge Except Bothers Take Outside Never Between Talk Causes Gets Oh Want Anyone Anything Against Your Fights Ever Bond
Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction. Jen Lancaster
Character Writing Political Way Voice Powerful Powerful Way Opinion Establish Fiction Expressing
I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light. Jen Lancaster
Best Myself Light Humor Writer Always Present
When you think about a drill sergeant, a drill sergeant expects you to perform your best, and if you don't, they're going to stay on you until you do. Jen Lancaster
Best You Think Stay About Drill Perform Until Expects Going Your Sergeant
Here's a bit of Discovery Channel for you - apples don't last forever. They can stay fresh for a long time, especially when refrigerated, but definitely not from December into the month of March. Jen Lancaster
Time You Long Long Time Channel Month Bit Definitely Stay Fresh Discovery Forever December March Apples Here Last
I learned to speak Italian, somewhat. Definitely enough to get around in Italy. My grandfather always used to swear at my grandmother in Italian. Jen Lancaster
Speak Enough Definitely Somewhat Learned Around Always Italian Italy Get Swear Grandfather Grandmother Used
Just as I got older, I think I've become more and more conservative. Jen Lancaster
Conservative Become Older Think More More And More Got Just
Now with social media, people essentially come into my living room, my virtual living room, and tell me everything that is wrong with me. Jen Lancaster
Me People Social Media Living Virtual Everything Tell Wrong Come Essentially Social Room Media Media People Now Living Room
I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book 'Fight Club' by Chuck Palahniuk. Jen Lancaster
Fight Culture Book First Club Guess Chuck Possession Signed Most Edition Prized Pop Fight Club Pop Culture
Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable. Jen Lancaster
Humor Way More Excellent Point Make
You know how it's almost impossible for kids to not say what they think? That's me. I have to make the conscious effort to be situationally appropriate. Jen Lancaster
Me You Impossible Think Appropriate Say Kids Almost Know Make How Effort Conscious Conscious Effort
If I were to run for president, then people would debate the pros and cons of what's wrong with me in increasingly aggressive 140 character tweets and Facebook status updates, and, inevitably, everyone would end up fighting. Jen Lancaster
Character Me Facebook People Debate Aggressive Fighting Increasingly President Everyone Run Status Would Pros Wrong Inevitably Were End Up Then Tweets Cons
I believe that I have such a vanilla life. But maybe I come with a different perspective. I'm always trying to improve myself. Jen Lancaster
Life Myself Perspective Believe Vanilla Come Always Improve Trying Maybe Different Different Perspective
Asking me to choose between a traditional book and a Kindle is like asking me which of my dogs I love most. Jen Lancaster
Love Me Book Kindle Between Like Most Dogs Traditional Which Asking Choose
I am going to embarrass myself. I have accepted that fact, and that's just how it's going to be. Jen Lancaster
Myself Embarrass Fact Accepted How Am Going Just
I began writing fiction when I started running out of material in my own life. Jen Lancaster
Life Writing Own Out Running My Own Material Began Fiction Started
We all know exactly what we love, and woe is you if you're on the other side. Jen Lancaster
Love You Other Side Exactly Exactly What Know Woe
When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and cola to be superior. Jen Lancaster
Politics Sports Superior Party Matters Sides Claim Pro Team Disparate Palate
No one wants to friend or follow covert info about Pakistan's nuclear policy. Jen Lancaster
Follow About No-One Policy Covert Friend Wants Pakistan Nuclear
Beauty pageants, you're only judged once. Sorority rush, you have to go through 20 parties. Jen Lancaster
You Beauty Once Rush Only Through Parties Judged Go
My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came hardwired with an internal GPS that instinctively points me toward coffee shops, cupcake stores and the perfect Chicago-style dog, so I find this technology redundant. Jen Lancaster
Me Technology Dog Coffee Country Find My Friend Perfect Points Toward Instinctively Redundant Came Beef iPhone Friend Shops Stores Personally Created Vienna Across App Products Internal Coffee Shops Hardwired
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