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Mark Twain
American
Author
Born:
Nov 30
,
1835
Died:
Apr 21
,
1910
Good
Life
Man
More
People
You
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Frederick Douglass
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.
Mark Twain
Government
Time
Patriotism
Country
Memorial Day
Supporting
Your
Deserves
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Mark Twain
Kindness
Language
See
Blind
Deaf
Hear
Which
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
You
First
Please
Distort
Facts
Get
Them
Then
Your
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain
Best
Yourself
Try
Somebody
Else
Way
Best Way
Cheer
Up
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
You
Fool
People
Better
Brainy
Remove
Closed
Mouth
Doubt
Think
Open
Than
Your
Keep
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain
Truth
You
Remember
Tell
Anything
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
Mark Twain
Education
Advantage
Over
Read
Person
Who
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
Myself
You
Idiot
Congress
Member
Suppose
Were
Repeat
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain
Pliable
Statistics
More
Stubborn
Facts
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain
Time
You
Yourself
Reflect
Side
Find
Majority
Whenever
Pause
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Mark Twain
Forgiveness
Crushed
Fragrance
Sheds
Heel
Violet
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
Funny
Hell
Climate
Go
Heaven
Company
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
Mark Twain
Anger
More
Poured
Vessel
Than
Stored
Anything
Acid
Which
Harm
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain
Blessing
Humor
Greatest
Greatest Blessing
Mankind
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain
Life
Success
You
Confidence
Ignorance
Sure
Success Is
Then
Need
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Mark Twain
You
Eyes
Focus
Depend
Imagination
Out
Your
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
Mark Twain
Politics
Except
Force
Principles
Real
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Mark Twain
Great
Me
Mother
Great Deal
Trouble
Think
Had
She
Deal
Enjoyed
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Mark Twain
Life
Good
Good Friends
Sleepy
Books
Ideal
Friends
Conscience
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
Mark Twain
Character
Man
Conversation
Communication
Adjectives
He
Learned
May
Which
Uses
Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.
Mark Twain
Government
Time
Loyalty
Nation
Deserves
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
Mark Twain
Nature
Weather
Spring
Different Kinds
Inside
Kinds
Counted
Hours
Different
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
Mark Twain
Life
Death
Time
Man
Fear
Follows
Die
Any
Who
Fully
Prepared
Lives
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Mark Twain
Health
You
Way
Eat
Rather
Only
Drink
Like
Diet
Want
Your
Keep
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Mark Twain
Courage
World
Rare
Moral
Moral Courage
Physical
Physical Courage
Curious
Common
Should
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Mark Twain
Great
Man
I Am
Old
Troubles
Never
Most
Known
Am
Happened
Them
Old Man
Many
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