145 Mark Twain Quotes for You to Enjoy

Mark Twain

American Author

Born: Nov 30, 1835

Died: Apr 21, 1910

Good Life Man More People You

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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. Mark Twain

Government Time Patriotism Country Memorial Day Supporting Your Deserves

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain

Kindness Language See Blind Deaf Hear Which

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

You First Please Distort Facts Get Them Then Your

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Mark Twain

Best Yourself Try Somebody Else Way Best Way Cheer Up

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain

Truth You Remember Tell Anything

A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. Mark Twain

Education Advantage Over Read Person Who

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Mark Twain

Myself You Idiot Congress Member Suppose Were Repeat

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. Mark Twain

Pliable Statistics More Stubborn Facts

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain

Time You Yourself Reflect Side Find Majority Whenever Pause

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Mark Twain

Forgiveness Crushed Fragrance Sheds Heel Violet

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain

Funny Hell Climate Go Heaven Company

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain

Anger More Poured Vessel Than Stored Anything Acid Which Harm

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. Mark Twain

Blessing Humor Greatest Greatest Blessing Mankind

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain

Life Success You Confidence Ignorance Sure Success Is Then Need

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Mark Twain

You Eyes Focus Depend Imagination Out Your

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. Mark Twain

Politics Except Force Principles Real

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. Mark Twain

Great Me Mother Great Deal Trouble Think Had She Deal Enjoyed

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Mark Twain

Life Good Good Friends Sleepy Books Ideal Friends Conscience

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. Mark Twain

Character Man Conversation Communication Adjectives He Learned May Which Uses

Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it. Mark Twain

Government Time Loyalty Nation Deserves

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. Mark Twain

Nature Weather Spring Different Kinds Inside Kinds Counted Hours Different

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. Mark Twain

Courage World Rare Moral Moral Courage Physical Physical Courage Curious Common Should

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