20 Towels Quotes for You to Enjoy

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. Yogi Berra

Suitcase Could Towels Were Close Thick Hardly

Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids. Erma Bombeck

Mom You Drop Sit Guest Those Kids Entertained Eat Clean Never Wrong Towels Do You Know Know House Call Because Answered Till Just Dishes Meals Them Rooms Use Who Wash

Go, and never darken my towels again. Groucho Marx

Never Towels Go Again

One false word, one extra word, and somebody's thinking about how they have to buy paper towels at the store. Brevity is very important. If you're going to be longwinded, it should be for a purpose. Not just because you like your words. Patricia Marx

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I bought a year's production of flax from a single field owned by a Dutch producer. That's 10,000 kilograms of flax, enough to enable industrial level production. Now, I'm weaving it into tablecloths, tea towels, and other items at the Textile Museum in Tilburg. I'm producing hundreds of grown-up products! Christien Meindertsma

Single Year Field Tea Other Enough Hundreds Weaving Bought Towels Industrial Enable Textile Items Owned Dutch Producer Producing Production Products Now Grown-Up Level Museum

With WWE, it's a massive machine, and you will air in 120 countries and have action figures and towels. Edge

You Will Action Air Machine Countries Towels Massive WWE Figures

As a child, I saw my mother prepare for Christmas every year, and it never occurred to me that labor was involved. I thought it was my mother's joy and privilege to hang tinsel on the tree strand by strand, to make sure that every room in the house had a touch of Christmas, down to the Santa-themed rug and hand towels in the bathroom. Elizabeth Berg

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Always keep wiping your face with towels when you work out because I find that the more I exercise, that's when I have my breakouts. You've got to keep the sweat off because the pores are open when you're hot and can get clogged. Ella Eyre

Work You Face Out Find More Open Hot Towels Because Exercise Always Got Off Get Sweat Work Out Your Keep

You don't realize how hard it is to live on your own. But there's no mom to do your laundry, and make you dinner and to do things for you, and you don't think about little things like buying paper towels and salt. Emma Roberts

I'm trying to build a brand, so I can sell Keyshawn Johnson products in stores. You know, paint, rugs, carpet, drapery, fabrics, blankets, towels, hardware, plates. Keyshawn Johnson

You Build Carpet Fabrics Johnson Blankets Towels Know Sell Brand Trying Stores Products Paint Plates Hardware

We used tea towels for gloves until we got proper ones and were always breaking our mum's ornaments. She'd come home and find us all sat in our boxer shorts, out of breath and our skin red raw. She hated it. Liam Smith

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I was one of those dancers who they say wants to feel the floor through their pointe shoes. I would end up not wearing toe pads and that stuff. I would just wrap minimal amounts of paper towels around my toes. Margaret Qualley

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Nothing is worse than washing a head of lettuce or greens, then trying to blot the water with paper towels. A salad spinner lets you rinse, then spin all the water off completely. Plus, it's fun to use. Steven Gundry

I have never had a pair of knickers sent in the post. I've had jams, lemon drizzle cakes, West Ham football shirts and footballs and books. I've had pillowcases with my face on, tea towels with my face on, face flannels with my face on, towels with my face on. Jeremy Kyle

Post Face Tea Books Never Had Football Cakes Towels Ham West Shirts Lemon Sent Pair

We had to pose with towels wrapped around us, holding rubber rings, that sort of thing. The turning point came when a photographer asked us to get on a fur rug and crawl like cats. We said no, because it was sexist and disrespectful. Keren Woodward

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