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When I was a kid, I had a tendency to criticize. But when I did, my mum would whisk me off to the bathroom to stand in front of a mirror. Ten minutes, never less. To think about how criticism is a poor reflection on the one who criticizes. Richard Branson

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You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. Michael Caine

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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope

Waiting Dance Bathroom Brothers Learned How Up Six Grew

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. Ani DiFranco

Myself Face Mirror Rich Bathroom Able Rather Than Famous

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. Billy Carter

Good Home Beer You Bathroom Drink Know Where

I'm very happy with the way I look. I wake up some morning, catch myself in the bathroom mirror, and go, 'hey girl, you're alright'. But on the other hand, I find the website stuff, and the polls, something completely removed from my own personal life. You can't take anything like that too seriously, otherwise you'd end up in the loony bin. Cameron Diaz

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I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom. Julianne Hough

Time Bullying Lunch Bathroom Ate Had Hard Hard Time

People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it's simply a measurement. P. J. O'Rourke

People Measurement Free Think Market Bathroom Philosophy Those Scale Free Market Simply None Tape Measuring Things Creed

Americans are always mortified when I tell them this, but in England, it's a tradition to put your plaques and photographs and awards and gold records and stuff in your bathroom. I don't know why. Adele

Bathroom Tell Photographs Records Put Mortified Stuff Know Always Tradition American Gold Them Your England Awards Why

I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.' Al Yankovic

Mirror Singing Living Bathroom OK Never Had Weird Suppose Rock Said Rock Star Going While Fantasies Really Star Al

When I started out, I tried out all my stuff on national television. There were no comedy clubs, but even if there were, I don't think I would have gone to them. I used to do stuff in the bathroom, and then I'd drive down to NBC and do it on 'The Golddiggers' with Dean Martin. Albert Brooks

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I know some people who live this much more insulated life in Los Angeles, where their feet never touch public ground. They walk out of their bathroom, their living room, they get into their garage, their car, and the next thing you know, they're at the valet parking of the restaurant or the store or the office. They're in a bubble the whole time. Alec Baldwin

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I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. Amit Bhatia

People Some People Bathroom Some Poems Write Like Sing

I took my wife to a really expensive hotel in Dubai. This was when we were first dating, so I wanted to impress her. I had scallops, and after that, I went to the bathroom to be sick. I realised I had just paid £300 or £400 on scallops just to throw it up. My wife and I then talked about it; I knew I had a problem. Andrew Flintoff

Problem Wife First Dubai Impress Sick Took Bathroom About Dating Throw Had Knew Hotel Talked Were Up Just Expensive Wanted After Realised Then Really Paid Her

The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom. Ann Coulter

Government Bathroom Detailed Records How American Mold Many Keeping

In order to satirize adequately, I think you need to bring people down to Earth and be like, 'Yeah, these people drink coffee and have tummy troubles and they go to the bathroom like anybody else, and they all have relationship problems, if they even have relationships.' Anna Chlumsky

Relationship You People Problems Coffee Down Think Else Relationships Bathroom Earth Adequately Drink Drink Coffee Troubles Like Yeah Go Anybody Anybody Else Order Down To Earth Even Bring Need

I was brought up in a tenement house in a working district. We didn't even have a bathroom! We had a gaslight in the hallway and a black-and-white TV. Annie Lennox

Bathroom TV District Brought Had House Hallway Up Working Even

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. Audra McDonald

Practice Bathroom Used Speeches Tony

I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my bathroom is totally Hello Kitty, I have a massive pink couch and a big antique gold cross. Avril Lavigne

I got beat up sometimes in the girls' bathroom. Becky G

Sometimes Girl Bathroom Beat Got Up

When I was a teenager I would lock myself in the bathroom for hours, bouffanting my hair like Patty Duke and trying to recreate Barbra Streisand's flawless eyeliner, only to comb it all out and wash it all off before stepping out into the world a butchish bisexual teen. Beth Ditto

Myself World Hair Before Teen Teenager Bathroom Bisexual Lock Out Would All-Out Only Recreate Comb Stepping Like Hours Duke Off Trying Patty Flawless Wash Streisand

I'm on a billboard in Times Square, but my bathroom is still dirty, and I have toothpaste on my face. Betty Gilpin

Face Bathroom Toothpaste Dirty Still Square Times Times Square Billboard

I've seen a ghost in my bathroom with no face, this is true by the way, and I had a yo-yo that rolled up a hill in my apartment. My place is a little slanted. I have no idea how that happened. Brett Dier

Face Seen Bathroom Way Ghost No Idea Had True Idea Hill How Up Happened Place Apartment Little Slanted

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