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Michael Caine
Michael Caine
English Actor
Born: Mar 14, 1933
Actor Me Own People Think You
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I was born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite. Imagine signing that autograph! You'd get a broken arm. So I changed my name to Michael Caine after Humphrey Bogart's 'The Caine Mutiny,' which was playing in the theater across from the telephone booth where I learned that I'd gotten my first TV job. Michael Caine
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You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor. Michael Caine
Love You Cause Matter Wife Wind Corner Bathroom Everything Toothbrush Brush Razor Shaving Got How How Much Up Paste Get Just Cannot Little Room Much Your
What a lot of people don't realize about gangs, in my opinion, is that a gang is not there to attack you. Eighty percent of the people in a gang are there to stop anyone from attacking them. You join a gang for protection, not to go out and hit someone. Michael Caine
You People Protection Out About Someone Percent Attack Join Attacking Opinion Go Lot Hit Stop In My Opinion Anyone Eighty Them Realize Gang Gangs
I feel like 35. At 35 you're old enough to know something and young enough to look forward to what you can do with the knowledge. So I stayed at 35! Michael Caine
Knowledge You Old Young Enough Stayed Something Feel Like Know Look Old Enough Forward
I think what is British about me is my feelings and awareness of others and their situations. English people are always known to be well mannered and cold but we are not cold - we don't interfere in your situation. If we are heartbroken, we don't scream in your face with tears - we go home and cry on our own. Michael Caine
Home Me People Tears Face Feelings Own Situation Awareness Think Cold Others Our About Cry Well Known Always Go Go Home Heartbroken Situations Scream Interfere Your English English People British
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you. Michael Caine
Funny You Anger Sense Of Humor Wife Humor Sense Destroys Daughters Because Got Grandchildren Even Keep
Comedy is underrepresented in every actor's life, because it's so bloody difficult to write. Michael Caine
Life Comedy Difficult Every Write Because Bloody Actor
I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars. Michael Caine
Intelligence Every Bourgeois Dollars Cockney Million Million Dollars Nightmare
I don't worry about the last shot or the next shot. I concentrate. Every shot gets a clean slate. And when a shot is over, I wipe it out absolutely. Tell a joke or something. If you worry about how you looked, how well you did, you'll go insane. Michael Caine
You Joke Every Worry Insane Out Tell About Something Clean Absolutely Wipe Over Concentrate Looked Well How Go Did Gets Shot Next Slate Last
Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. Michael Caine
Time First Slipping Must Pick First Time Been Up Shock Oh Available Award Career
I read books like mad, but I am careful to to let anything I read influence me. Michael Caine
Me Books Mad Like Read Am Influence Anything Careful
To me, 'Educating Rita' is the most perfect performance I could give of a character who was as far away from me as you could possibly get and of all the films I have ever been in, I think it may be the one I am most proud of. Michael Caine
Character Me You Think Films Possibly Give Rita Perfect Could Performance Most Proud Am Educating Been Get May Far Far Away Who Away Ever
The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years. Michael Caine
Best Drunk Research Years Being Actor Playing British
The absent are never without fault. Nor the present without excuse. Michael Caine
Fault Absent Never Excuse Without Nor Present
A lot of my best parts I've been the second choice for, so you never get too egotistical about anything. Michael Caine
Best You Egotistical Too About Never Parts Been Lot Get Anything Choice Second
Alfie was the first time I was above the title; the first time I became a star in America. Michael Caine
Time First Alfie Above Became First Time America Title Star
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. Michael Caine
Funny You Funny Things Silly Happen Movies Reasons Things Things Happen
I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop. Michael Caine
Dirty Remake Quiet Scoundrels American Prefer Rotten Flop Flops
I see myself as 38, but you don't notice it. Michael Caine
Myself You See Notice
I wouldn't make an anti-American film. I'm one of the most pro-American foreigners I know. I love America and Americans. Michael Caine
Love Know Most Make Foreigners Anti-American America American Pro-American Film
If you think you're going to be up for an Oscar, you schedule your moviemaking. Michael Caine
You Think Schedule Up Going Moviemaking Your Oscar
If you're a movie actor, you're on your own - you cannot control the stage. The director controls it. Michael Caine
You Director Own Control Stage Controls Movie Movie Actor Cannot Your Actor
I'm the audience's representative on earth. Michael Caine
Earth Audience Representative
My own mentality is that I've retired. They send me these scripts and if I absolutely have to do it, then I go to work. Michael Caine
Work Me Own My Own Mentality Absolutely Retired Go Send Scripts Then
The first actor I ever saw was The Lone Ranger. I thought, That's what I want to do. Michael Caine
Thought First Saw Ranger Lone Lone Ranger Want Actor Ever
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful. Michael Caine
Me Wonderful Wife Says Bad About Bad Stuff Written Stuff She Lot Quite Quite A Lot Even
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