Drunk Quotes

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill
Morning You Ugly Will Drunk Miss Still May Sober
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. Ernest Hemingway
Time Man Intelligence Sometimes Fools Drunk Spend Forced His Intelligent Intelligent Man
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales. Aleister Crowley
Nature Natural People Drunk Manners Fighting Morality Facts Instincts Tales Suppress Make Modern Them Ignorant Keep
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. Charlie Chaplin
Character Man Drunk Out He True True Character Relatable
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. Charles Darwin
Men Drunk Monkey Would Touch Never Thus Wiser Most Than Brandy American Getting Getting Drunk After Again Much
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
Me Remember Trouble Drunk Only Drink Takes Get Fourteenth
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. William Butler Yeats
Men Drunk Worst Worst Thing Some Some Men About Sober Thing
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other. William Tecumseh Sherman
Me Crazy Drunk Other He Him Stood Stand Grant Each Now
Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.' Shannen Doherty
Life Experience Thought My Life Drunk New Things Young Changes Everything Eye Follow Life Changes Perfectly New Go Get Done Want Bar Public Public Eye Your Lived Prerogative Right Things
It's okay saying sorry, but when you are drunk you say what you really feel. Vidal Sassoon
Saying You Drunk Sorry Say Okay Feel Really
'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.' Gilbert K. Chesterton
Saying Patriotism Mother Desperate Country Drunk Think Would Case Except Wrong Like Patriot Sober Ever Right Thing
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. Isaac Asimov
You Drunk Though All Night Dreamt Something Make Sound Up Being After Creationist Theory Night
Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Marketing is the hangover. Ashwin Sanghi
Drunk Marketing Write Edit Hangover Sober
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. Bette Midler
Try Too Much Drunk Too Bite Drink Because Much
It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish. Charles Baudelaire
Time You Wine Wish Drunk Virtue Martyred Poetry Without Get Stopping Slaves
It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish. Charles Baudelaire
Time You Wine Wish Drunk Virtue Martyred Poetry Hour Drunken Escape Being Slaves
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. Lord Byron
Life Best Man Drunk Intoxication Must Get Being Reasonable
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. P. J. O'Rourke
You Behavior Holiday Season Kiss Drunk Year Married Proper Through New Drunkenness Person Get Holiday Eve Season
What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken? Sitting Bull
Me Broken Man Law Seen Drunk White Hungry Beat Abuse Come Wives Left Children Who Ever
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise. Thomas Love Peacock
Alone Power Drunk Lies Rise More Drink He Without Still Who Floor
I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Me Library Thought Drunk Sit About Week Been Up Sober Might Now
What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober. Kenneth Tynan
Women Drunk Other Sees Sober
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel. Bam Margera
You Drunk Think Drink Always Get Wheel Behind Even
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight. Bobby Vinton
Life People Drunk Stupid Take Wrong Wrong Things Lot Get Just Unfortunately Straight Things Played
I was a savage for so many years of my life. There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of. I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk. Daniel Day-Lewis
Life Savage Me Determination My Life Trouble Drunk Seed Some Mostly Years Getting So Many Years Many Conscious
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! Dave Attell
You People Sometimes School Some People Drunk Those Kids No Choice Some Driving Know Call Got Gotta Yeah Get Just Against Choice Cops
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