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Dave Attell

Dave Attell

American Comedian

Born: Jan 18, 1965

Jokes Like Me People TV You

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! Dave Attell

Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick. Dave Attell

You People Matter Way Say Find Call Always

I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show. Dave Attell

Mind Slow Down Laughing Crowd Groans Show

I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff. Dave Attell

Stuff Soundtracks Lot

I don't watch reality TV. I'm cool. Dave Attell

Reality TV Reality TV Cool Watch

Being on the road is kind of lonely. Dave Attell

Lonely Kind Road Being

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. Dave Attell

Sometimes Joke First Tell Minutes Couple Working Hard

I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. Dave Attell

Recognized Get Famous Really

I don't watch reality TV. Dave Attell

Reality TV Reality TV Watch

I never wanted to be famous. Dave Attell

Never Famous Wanted

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