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Wilson Mizner
American
Dramatist
Born:
May 19
,
1876
Died:
Apr 3
,
1933
Always
Good
He
Know
Profit
You
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If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
Wilson Mizner
You
Profit
Count
Always
Your
Show
Assets
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
Wilson Mizner
You
Research
Steal
Author
Plagiarism
Many
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Wilson Mizner
Funny
You
Yourself
Will
About
Talk
Leave
Done
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
Wilson Mizner
Anger
Degree
Long
Inevitable
Rule
Slight
Some
Conceived
Sinful
Occasions
Because
Becomes
Provocation
Scripture
Inadequate
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
Wilson Mizner
Education
Faith
You
Respect
Doubt
Gives
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner
Life
Tough
First
Hundred
Hundred Years
Proposition
Years
Hardest
You sparkle with larceny.
Wilson Mizner
You
Sparkle
Larceny
Failure has gone to his head.
Wilson Mizner
Failure
Gone
Head
His
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
Wilson Mizner
Own
Only
Lawyers
Had
Contact
Leave
Convinced
Fortune
Ever
Ample
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