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Wilson Mizner
American
Dramatist
Born:
May 19
,
1876
Died:
Apr 3
,
1933
Always
Good
He
Know
Profit
You
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If you count all your assets you always show a profit.
Wilson Mizner
You
Profit
Count
Always
Your
Show
Assets
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
Wilson Mizner
You
Research
Steal
Author
Plagiarism
Many
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
Wilson Mizner
Funny
You
Yourself
Will
About
Talk
Leave
Done
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.
Wilson Mizner
Anger
Degree
Long
Inevitable
Rule
Slight
Some
Conceived
Sinful
Occasions
Because
Becomes
Provocation
Scripture
Inadequate
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
Wilson Mizner
Fool
He
Fellow
Always
His
Suspicions
Declaring
Who
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.
Wilson Mizner
You
Hate
Believe
Careless
Kind
Efforts
Flattery
Your
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.
Wilson Mizner
Women
World
Water
Tears
Power
Most
Efficient
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
Wilson Mizner
Education
Faith
You
Respect
Doubt
Gives
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner
Life
Tough
First
Hundred
Hundred Years
Proposition
Years
Hardest
You sparkle with larceny.
Wilson Mizner
You
Sparkle
Larceny
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Wilson Mizner
Embarrassment
Born
Bed
Lady
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
Wilson Mizner
Restless
About
Something
Terribly
Makes
Closet
Skeleton
Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.
Wilson Mizner
People
Most
Half-Baked
The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
Wilson Mizner
Wisdom
You
Faux
Out
Kind
Between
Depends
Difference
Bar
Turn
Failure has gone to his head.
Wilson Mizner
Failure
Gone
Head
His
I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.
Wilson Mizner
Own
Only
Lawyers
Had
Contact
Leave
Convinced
Fortune
Ever
Ample
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