58 Flop Quotes for You to Enjoy

It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give enough. Quentin Crisp

Exhausted Enough Relationships Our Give Give And Take Take Demands Untrue Partnership Any Explained Little Require Flop Graves Last

You write a hit the same way you write a flop. Alan Jay Lerner

You Way Write Hit Same Flop

When I first heard Ray Charles, he was a flop artist on a small label in California. He hadn't sold any records. And I bought his contract for $2,500. Ahmet Ertegun

First Sold Charles Small Records He Bought Ray Ray Charles California His Heard Contract Label Any Artist Flop

I always felt great about what I wrote for 'Newsies,' but 'Newsies' was a total flop. Alan Menken

Great Total About Wrote Felt Always Flop

I don't want to carry the burden of a flop. I don't fall into that trap. Anushka Sharma

Burden Fall Carry Want Trap Flop

When you come from within the industry, you are better prepared for the industry. For example, you see your family deal with the nonsense that is written in the papers, or the highs and lows of a hit and a flop. Arjun Kapoor

Family You Better Example Papers See Written Highs Come For Example Industry Within Deal Nonsense Hit Your Lows Prepared Flop

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.' Aziz Ansari

Myself You Sometimes Joke Few Say One-Night No Idea About Crowd Absolutely Take Wrong Idea Know Look Obviously Well Talking Although Material Bunch Times After Then Worked Really Hard Hard Look Works Flop Night

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times, and then one night it'll flop. Aziz Ansari

You Sometimes Joke Few One-Night Know Although Material Bunch Times After Then Worked Works Flop Night

It takes time and energy, and if I'm working, then I'd rather flop in front of the telly than put on a tiny dress and work out how to get myself to God knows where. I mean, lazy some would call it. Daisy Donovan

Work God Time Myself Energy Out Telly Would Dress Some Rather Lazy Put Takes Call Knows How Than Get Front Tiny Where Mean Work Out Then Working Flop

Experienced no-limit Texas Hold'em players understand the importance of reading flop texture. Daniel Negreanu

Reading Importance Understand Texas Texture Experienced Flop Players

I seldom reraise before the flop no matter what my hand is. By so doing, I'm able to disguise the strength of my hand and can trap unsuspecting opponents who interpret my smooth call as a sign of weakness. Daniel Negreanu

Strength Matter Disguise Before Sign Weakness Able Seldom Call Smooth Opponents Doing Hand Trap Who Flop Interpret

Common wisdom in Texas Hold'em suggests that you should raise before the flop if you're planning to play a hand. The saying goes, 'Raise or fold,' but is that correct? Well, it's not the worst advice, but limiting yourself to one of these two options would be a mistake. Daniel Negreanu

Wisdom Saying You Mistake Yourself Advice Before Correct Worst Fold Would Would-Be Well Limiting Hand Texas Options Goes Common Should Planning Play Flop Raise Two