426 Texas Quotes for You to Enjoy

You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas. Davy Crockett

You Will Hell Go Go To Hell Texas May

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. Molly Ivins

You Vote Women Money Say Drink Take Around Texas Office Legislature Screw Anyway Against Whiskey They Say Belong

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. George Carlin

Good You Those About Part Know Texans Texas Fewer

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' George W. Bush

Me Folks See Some Look Texas Walking Swagger Which Certain

I have heard of Texas pioneers living without bread or anything made from the cereals for months without suffering, using the breast-meat of wild turkeys for bread. Of this kind, they had plenty in the good old days when life, though considered less safe, was fussed over the less. John Muir

Life Good Suffering Old Turkeys Made Living Wild Considered Months Though Plenty Kind Good Old Days Had Over Days Safe Without Heard Texas Pioneers Bread Anything Old Days Less Using

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. Willie Nelson

Control No-One Like Because Texas Reasons

There would be no difficulty in securing the rights of the people and the liberties of Texas if men would march to their duty and not fly like recreants from danger. Texas must be defended and liberty maintained. Sam Houston

Rights People Liberty Fly Men Duty Difficulty Danger Liberties Must Would Would-Be Maintained Like Texas March Defended

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. Sam Houston

Oppression Submission Come Learn Source Texas Any May

The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock? P. J. O'Rourke

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In the late 19th century there was a major union organization, Knights of Labor, and also a radical populist movement based on farmers. It's hard to believe, but it was based in Texas, and it was quite radical. They wanted their own banks, their own cooperatives, their own control over sales and commerce. Noam Chomsky

Organization Own Control Radical Believe Late Knights Over Major Also Sales Texas Labor Commerce Quite Movement Wanted Banks Century Hard Farmers Union Populist Based

The Left despises Texas, with its stellar record of job growth; Texas, with its strong support for traditional marriage and the sanctity of life; Texas, the root of the conservative tree. Should the Left succeed in its attempt to turn Texas purple, America could turn permanently blue. Ben Shapiro

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If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? John Gunther

You Man Embarrass Tell He Him Texas Asking Why

I was an exchange student for a summer, and most of that summer was in Ukraine. I used to say 'the Ukraine' until I was there, and one of the Ukrainian college students I got to be good friends with, he said, 'Do you say I'm going back to the Texas,' and I said, 'No.' He said, 'We don't say we're going back to the Ukraine, either.' Louie Gohmert

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Racists seem obsessed by the idea that illegal workers - the hardest-working, poorest people in America - are somehow getting away with something, sneaking goodies that should be for Americans. You can always avoid this problem by having no social services. This is the refreshing Texas model, and it works a treat. Molly Ivins

You People Problem Treat Seem Somehow Something Having Idea Obsessed Always Texas Sneaking Model America American Refreshing Getting Social Poorest Workers Racists Should Avoid Illegal Works Away Services

Texas is still resistant to Howard Johnsons, interstate highways and some forms of phoniness. It is the place least likely to become a replica of everyplace else. It's authentically awful, comic, and weirdly charming, all at the same time. Molly Ivins

I felt like the luckiest kid in the world because God had put me on the ground in Texas. I actually felt sorry for those poor little kids that had to be born in Oklahoma or England or some place. I knew I was living in the best place in the world. Tommy Lee Jones

God Best Me World Sorry Living Kid Those Oklahoma Kids Some Born Had Put Knew Like Because Felt Texas Place Little Poor Little Kids Ground England Luckiest Actually

The safety of the republic being the supreme law, and Texas having offered us the key to the safety of our country from all foreign intrigues and diplomacy, I say accept the key... and bolt the door at once. Andrew Jackson

'Paris, Texas' gave me a chance to play compassion, and I'm spelling that with a capital C. Harry Dean Stanton

Me Compassion Gave Spelling Paris Texas Capital Play Chance

My favorite films are 'Paris, Texas' and 'Repo Man.' Harry Dean Stanton

Man Films Favorite Favorite Films Paris Texas

Well, we have a crisis along the Mexican border right now, a state of emergency as declared by a bipartisan group of Texas House members just last fall. You know, we've had almost 200,000 OTMs - the government categorizes OT 'other, other than Mexicans' - along the Mexican border. Henry Bonilla

Government You Fall Group Other State Crisis Members Border Emergency Had Almost Along Know House Well Texas Mexican Mexicans Than Just Now Right Last Bipartisan

Texas is as odd as it is vast. Henry Rollins

Vast Odd Texas

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