25 Whiskey Quotes for You to Enjoy

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. P. J. O'Rourke

Government Money Car Giving Power Teenage Keys Like Boy Whiskey Car Keys

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. Robert E. Lee

Drink Never Like Always Did Whiskey Why

As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. Molly Ivins

You Vote Women Money Say Drink Take Around Texas Office Legislature Screw Anyway Against Whiskey They Say Belong

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work Better Worrying Cure Than Whiskey

I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. Sebastian Bach

Back Drink Like Sure Whiskey Then Used

I live in New York City, and one day many years ago I was with a poet, Gregory Corso, walking through Greenwich Village. He pointed to a doorway in an alley that he said led to a tunnel under Manhattan, a tunnel he'd use to run from the cops. I started learning about old Prohibition-era speakeasy tunnels under the city, for running whiskey. Ann Nocenti

Day Learning Old Poet Live One Day Run Running City About Alley Through Pointed He New Said Years Years Ago Led Walking York Greenwich Greenwich Village New York New York City Manhattan Doorway Tunnel Whiskey Use Many Village Cops Started

Whiskey will always be a part of my life. Artie Lange

Life Will My Life Part Always Whiskey

I love whiskey, and I'm a big fan of 'Mad Men,' so anything that Don Draper does, I like to do. But I want Don Draper to get back to where he was in the first season. I like him married and gallivanting around. Charles Kelley

I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. Claude Williams

Time Long Long Time Drunk Since Like Been Whiskey Used

When the great jazz and blues clubs closed - joints where the cash register rang loudly and there wasn't ESPN on TV over the bandstand, and people smoked cigarettes and drank whiskey and hollered 'Play on!' - When those places closed, I was pretty much done. James McBride

Great People Closed Jazz Cigarettes Drank Rang Those TV Pretty Cash Cash Register Joints Over Smoked Loudly Bandstand ESPN Done Blues Where Places Clubs Register Whiskey Much Play

You put three girls in a house, and all of a sudden before you know it, you're talking about boys and drinking whiskey, and things go down and you get deep real quick. Katie Aselton

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. Lord Dunsany

Too Beneficial Logic Taken Like Quantities Loses Effect Whiskey Large

Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy. Nguyen Cao Ky

You Half Big Sit Nice Guy Bottle Almost Almost Anything Over Hour Talk Boy American Just Anything Them Whiskey Nice Guy

For a southern belle, my grandmother was remarkably modern. She threw my grandfather out, for one thing - some kind of argument about bourbon whiskey - shortly after the birth of their third child, and then went back to school to get herself a teaching certificate. Preston Sturges

School Argument Birth Herself Back Back To School Out Kind One Thing Some About Threw Remarkably Bourbon She Southern Child Get Modern After Grandfather Whiskey Then Grandmother Teaching Certificate Belle Thing Third

Considering that Americans are now moving away from whiskey, moving away from brown spirits in general, I believe that they will all join Russians who drink vodka straight. They will sip it like cognac. Roustam Tariko

I'm a whiskey drinker, but Cesaro is a coffee drinker. Sheamus

Coffee Drinker Whiskey

My idea of working out is drinking whiskey - instead of beer. Travis Fimmel

Beer Drinking Out Instead Idea Whiskey Working

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