Bob Hope Quotes

Bob Hope

Bob Hope

American Comedian

Born: May 29, 1903

Died: Jul 27, 2003

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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope

People Hopelessly Kisses Throw Lazy Who

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Bob Hope

Time Age Old Feel Nap Till Noon Anything

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Bob Hope

Funny People Wonderful Liberty Crew Statue Statue Of Liberty Restoring Same

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope

Work You Game Sports Recreation Golf Fun Play Watch

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope

Waiting Dance Bathroom Brothers Learned How Up Six Grew

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Bob Hope

Hate Benefits All Religions Religions Blow Hereafter

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope

Pet Trees Dogs Apart Miles Why Fast Siberia

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Bob Hope

About Only Israel Soup Chicken The Only Thing Thing

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. Bob Hope

Wonderful Mine Kids Like

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that. Bob Hope

You Rich Like Got Swing

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. Bob Hope

Down Piano Name She Came His Off Personally Play Started

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