Bob Hope Quotes

Bob Hope
American Comedian
Born: May 29, 1903
Died: Jul 27, 2003
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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. Bob Hope
Christmas You Heart Charity Trouble Worst Worst Kind Kind Got Any Your
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope
People Hopelessly Kisses Throw Lazy Who
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. Bob Hope
Happiness Great Past Find Give Simplest Simplest Things Retrospect Occasions Greatest Glow Off Recall Things
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. Bob Hope
Time Age Old Feel Nap Till Noon Anything
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. Bob Hope
Tears Humor Seen Laugh Hopeful Unbearable Something Bearable Almost Transform Even
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. Bob Hope
Funny People Wonderful Liberty Crew Statue Statue Of Liberty Restoring Same
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? Bob Hope
Good You Heart Sense Of Humor Humor Sense Laughing Hyena Heard Burn Ever
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope
Work You Game Sports Recreation Golf Fun Play Watch
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope
Waiting Dance Bathroom Brothers Learned How Up Six Grew
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. Bob Hope
Hate Benefits All Religions Religions Blow Hereafter
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. Bob Hope
Pet Trees Dogs Apart Miles Why Fast Siberia
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. Bob Hope
About Only Israel Soup Chicken The Only Thing Thing
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued. Bob Hope
Wonderful Mine Kids Like
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that. Bob Hope
You Rich Like Got Swing
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. Bob Hope
Parents Benny Something Both He His Jack Jack Benny Moved Asked Shot Actor Orphanage

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