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Bob Hope
American
Comedian
Born:
May 29
,
1903
Died:
Jul 27
,
2003
Always
He
Like
People
Time
You
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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope
Christmas
You
Heart
Charity
Trouble
Worst
Worst Kind
Kind
Got
Any
Your
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope
People
Hopelessly
Kisses
Throw
Lazy
Who
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope
Happiness
Great
Past
Find
Give
Simplest
Simplest Things
Retrospect
Occasions
Greatest
Glow
Off
Recall
Things
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope
Time
Age
Old
Feel
Nap
Till
Noon
Anything
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
Bob Hope
Tears
Humor
Seen
Laugh
Hopeful
Unbearable
Something
Bearable
Almost
Transform
Even
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
Bob Hope
Funny
People
Wonderful
Liberty
Crew
Statue
Statue Of Liberty
Restoring
Same
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
Bob Hope
Good
You
Heart
Sense Of Humor
Humor
Sense
Laughing
Hyena
Heard
Burn
Ever
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope
Work
You
Game
Sports
Recreation
Golf
Fun
Play
Watch
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
Bob Hope
Waiting
Dance
Bathroom
Brothers
Learned
How
Up
Six
Grew
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope
Hate
Benefits
All Religions
Religions
Blow
Hereafter
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
Bob Hope
About
Only
Israel
Soup
Chicken
The Only Thing
Thing
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
Bob Hope
Parents
Benny
Something
Both
He
His
Jack
Jack Benny
Moved
Asked
Shot
Actor
Orphanage
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