1368 Six Quotes for You to Enjoy

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Joan Rivers

Funny You Hate Later Months Over Make Housework Beds Six Dishes Again Start

Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. Andy Rooney

Teacher People Remember Rest Thousands Thousands Of People More Most End Up Five Than Six Them Us Teachers Who Lives

Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground. John Lennon

You Everybody Foot Six Loves Ground

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. Shirley Temple

Christmas Me Mother Took See He Him Department Department Store Six Stopped Autograph Store Asked Santa Santa Claus Believing

I feel sorry for kids these days. They get so much homework. Remember the days when we put a belt around our two books and carried them home? Now they're dragging a suitcase. They have school all day, then homework from six until eleven. There's no time left to be creative. Tom Petty

Time Day Home Creative Remember School Sorry Homework Suitcase Our Books All Day Kids Carried No Time Put Feel Days Until Around Left Get Six Them Then Much Now Eleven Two Dragging Belt

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral. Keith Richards

Me Doctor Live Months Some Had Six Mean Funeral

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. Oscar Wilde

Fashion Every Months Intolerable Alter Ugliness Six Form

If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him. Cardinal Richelieu

Me You Will Men Find Give Something Give Me Written Most Him Lines Hand Hang Six Which Them Honest

I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months you wonder how the hell you ever got here. For the next six months you wonder how the hell the rest of them ever got here. Harry S Truman

You Remember Rest First Hell Months Remember When Got How Came Wonder Six Them Next Washington Ever Here

Let me explain something about guitar playing. Everyone's got their own character, and that's the thing that's amazed me about guitar playing since the day I first picked it up. Everyone's approach to what can come out of six strings is different from another person, but it's all valid. Jimmy Page

Day Character Me Guitar First Own Valid Approach Everyone Strings Out Guitar Playing About Something Picked Since Come Another Got Amazed Up Person Six Different Explain Thing Playing

You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody. Steve Harvey

Relationship You Women Lie Nothing Lying Everybody Minute Guy Push Since Well Text Texting Reply Six Mean Might

I don't want to sound like a Hallmark card, but to be able to wake up each day with food and shelter, that alone is good. Forget aging and the fact that my butt is becoming a little more familiar with my knees than my tailbone. If you are six feet above ground it's a good day. So, give me more! Faith Hill

Alone Good Food Day Me You Good Day Wake Up Able Above Give Give Me More Fact Knees Feet Like Hallmark Becoming Shelter Sound Wake Up Familiar Than Forget Six Want Little Aging Ground Each Each Day Butt Card

The World Cup is a very complicated tournament - six games, seven if you make it to the final - and maybe if you lose one game you're out, even if you're the best. Pele

Best You Game World Complicated Lose Final Seven Out Tournament Make Cup Very Six Maybe Games Even World Cup

I get up at 7:30 and work four hours a day. Nine to twelve in the morning, five to six in the evening. Businessmen would achieve better results if they studied human metabolism. No one works well eight hours a day. No one ought to work more than four hours. Kurt Vonnegut

Work Day Morning Better Achieve Ought Nine Would More Results No-One Studied Hours Well Metabolism Up Five Than Get Six Human Eight Businessmen Works Twelve Evening Four

Stood off and on during the night, determining not to come to anchor till morning, fearing to meet with shoals; continued our course in the morning; and as the island was found to be six or seven leagues distant, and the tide was against us, it was noon when we arrived there. Christopher Columbus

Morning Meet Our Seven Distant Anchor Fearing Determining Leagues Come Tide Course Island Till Arrived Continue Noon Off Stood Six Against Us Found Night

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