142 Twelve Quotes for You to Enjoy

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving Dinners Minutes Consumed Take Hours Eighteen Twelve Prepare Coincidence

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost

Better Lawyer Consists Jury Decide Persons Who Twelve Chosen

I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I could not. The North was mad and blind, would not let us govern ourselves, and so the war came. Jefferson Davis

War Day Mad Ourselves Would Prevent Could Blind Govern Came Years North Us Worked Twelve Let Us Night

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Norm Crosby

You People Fate Smart Duty Enough Out Putting Court Go Were Get Hands Jury Jury Duty Your Who Twelve

I can sing 'Happy Birthday' to you in twelve different places, but one of them is going to make you feel a certain thing, maybe it's a vulnerability, maybe an innocence, maybe another way is sexy and soulful or bluesy whatever it is, but with singers, exploring keys, I think, is important. Idina Menzel

Birthday You Happy Important Whatever Think Innocence Keys Way Sexy Feel Sing Singers Make Another Vulnerability Another Way Soulful Going Maybe Different Bluesy Places Happy Birthday Them Certain Exploring Different Places Twelve Thing

I get up at 7:30 and work four hours a day. Nine to twelve in the morning, five to six in the evening. Businessmen would achieve better results if they studied human metabolism. No one works well eight hours a day. No one ought to work more than four hours. Kurt Vonnegut

Work Day Morning Better Achieve Ought Nine Would More Results No-One Studied Hours Well Metabolism Up Five Than Get Six Human Eight Businessmen Works Twelve Evening Four

The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost

Better Lawyer Consist Jury Decide Persons Who Twelve Chosen

The normal profits of a business concern in the United States are six, eight, ten, and sometimes twelve percent. But war-time profits - ah! that is another matter - twenty, sixty, one hundred, three hundred, and even eighteen hundred per cent - the sky is the limit. Smedley Butler

Business Sometimes Matter Sky Three Hundred States Per Percent Ten Concern Another Limit Normal Six Eight Sixty Eighteen Cent Twelve Even Twenty United United States Profits

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. Chris Rock

You Woman Damn Tells She Looks Sixteen Twelve Twenty Near

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. Phyllis Diller

Teacher Walk First Sit Down Our Spend Months Telling Talk Up Children Them Next Teaching Twelve Lives Shut Shut Up

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. Rod Serling

Singing Difficult Every Dancing Paper Television Minutes About Both Documentary Probing Rabbits Produce Toilet Toilet Paper Twelve Interrupted

Italy is a tough country to be a comedian in - I can't invent stuff like this. Nearly eighty crooks in Parliament - that's about one crook in twelve. It's worse than Scampia, the most dangerous Naples slum, which is infested by the Camorra, the Neapolitan mafia. There, the criminals are only one in fifteen! Beppe Grillo

Dangerous Crook Invent Tough Country Worse Criminals Mafia Crooks About Slum Only Parliament Stuff Like Comedian Most Naples Italy Than Eighty Which Fifteen Twelve Nearly

When I was born I owed twelve dollars. George S. Kaufman

Funny Born Dollars Owed Twelve

It's a play where something went wrong, 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning 'til end, Then your bladder better be strong! Allan Sherman

At twelve I was determined to shoot only For honor; at twenty not to shoot at all; I know at thirty-three that one must shoot As often as one gets the rare chance - In killing there is more than commentary. Allen Tate

Honor Rare Must Determined More Only Know Commentary Than Shoot Gets Often Twelve Twenty Chance

When I was twelve, I heard about the National Theater School, and I told my parents, 'That's what I want to do.' And that was it. Ana de Armas

School Parents National About Heard Want Theater Twelve

I don't read reviews, and it's not because I don't think I can learn something, I'm sure I could learn a lot. I just that I feel very passionately about the work and especially when you're doing theater, you really only need one director and when you read reviews, you feel like you have twelve, because you respond to them, naturally. Andrea Riseborough

Work You Director Think Respond About Something Only Could Feel Like Learn Read Sure Because Doing Passionately Lot Reviews Very Just Theater Them Really Naturally Twelve Need

When I was twelve or thirteen, if you liked something that was outside of your friend group genre, you had to rationalize and explain it in some way. It's totally irrelevant, I think, now. I don't think anybody cares. Not young people, at least. Maybe journalists. Autre Ne Veut

You People Young Group Think Cares Way Some Totally Something Rationalize Outside Had Journalists Liked Genre Least Friend Irrelevant Maybe Anybody Explain Young People Your Twelve Now Thirteen

It used to be twelve people crowded around a sewing table; now it's ten. Ben Shahn

People Sewing Table Ten Crowded Around Used Twelve Now

So when I was told to work, ten, twelve hours a day as an assistant pro, I didn't complain. It was normal. Bernhard Langer

Work Day Complain Ten Hours Normal Pro Twelve Assistant

We all lived in the same house, or most of us did. And as far as I can make out we were confined to the property, because at twenty-four hours' notice we'd have to do a gig somewhere. So you couldn't leave the building for more than twelve hours in case a gig came through. Bill Bruford

You Property Somewhere Building Out Gig Case More Through Hours Most House Make Because Leave Came Were Than Did Same Confined As Far As Far Us Notice Twelve Lived Twenty-Four

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