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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
Born: Feb 21, 1927
Died: Apr 22, 1996

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