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Hunter S. Thompson
American
Journalist
Born:
Jul 18
,
1937
Died:
Feb 20
,
2005
Always
Good
Me
People
Politics
You
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Ambrose Bierce
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Walter Cronkite
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
Hunter S. Thompson
World
Stupidity
Crime
Closed
Thieves
Society
Everybody
Final
Guilty
Only
Sin
Caught
Getting
Where
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
Hunter S. Thompson
People
Edge
Gone
Way
Only
Over
Know
Because
Where
Explain
Really
Who
Honest
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson
Me
Hate
Insanity
Alcohol
Advocate
Always
Anyone
Worked
Violence
All the blood is drained out of democracy - it dies - when only half the population votes.
Hunter S. Thompson
Democracy
Half
Drained
Out
Only
Votes
Blood
Dies
Population
I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.
Hunter S. Thompson
Time
Reality
Long
Long Time
Imagination
Long Time Ago
Weirder
Learned
Than
Anyone
Much
The mind of America is seized by a fatal dry rot - and it's only a question of time before all that the mind controls will run amuck in a frenzy of stupid, impotent fear.
Hunter S. Thompson
Time
Fear
Mind
Will
Stupid
Before
Run
Only
Seized
Dry
Frenzy
Question
America
Controls
Rot
Fatal
Good news is rare these days, and every glittering ounce of it should be cherished and hoarded and worshipped and fondled like a priceless diamond.
Hunter S. Thompson
Good
News
Good News
Rare
Diamond
Every
Ounce
Worshipped
Priceless
Days
Glittering
Like
Cherished
Should
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
Hunter S. Thompson
Buy
World
Money
Car
Nation
Else
Hundred
Tries
Guns
About
Uncomfortable
Make
Qualms
America
Just
Anybody
Anybody Else
Us
Used
Who
Million
Two
Need
'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble.
Hunter S. Thompson
Art
Crazy
You
Yourself
Law
Remember
Will
Trouble
Insane
Term
Lot
Save
I believe the Republicans have never thought that democracy was anything but a tribal myth.
Hunter S. Thompson
Democracy
Tribal
Thought
Myth
Believe
Never
Anything
Republicans
As far as I'm concerned, it's a damned shame that a field as potentially dynamic and vital as journalism should be overrun with dullards, bums, and hacks, hag-ridden with myopia, apathy, and complacence, and generally stuck in a bog of stagnant mediocrity.
Hunter S. Thompson
Field
Mediocrity
Vital
Potentially
Shame
Stuck
Generally
Journalism
Concerned
Overrun
Bums
As Far As
Dynamic
Stagnant
Apathy
Far
Should
No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.
Hunter S. Thompson
Good
Wise
Man
Fool
Sometimes
Master
Own
Other
Easily
Give
Only
Counsel
Foolish
He
Takes
Himself
Another
His
Err
Than
May
Taught
Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it.
Hunter S. Thompson
Survival
Balance
People
Luck
Wire
Between
Disaster
Very
Many
Keep
Thin
The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.
Hunter S. Thompson
World
Sense
Despite
Perfect
Clear
Weird
Make
Still
Efforts
Place
I am a generous man, by nature, and far more trusting than I should be. Indeed. The real world is risky territory for people with generosity of spirit. Beware.
Hunter S. Thompson
Nature
Man
People
World
Indeed
Spirit
More
Risky
Generosity
Generous
Beware
Territory
Am
Real
Trusting
Than
The Real World
Real World
Far
Should
If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he gives out Free passes to the Late show at the Too Much Fun Club.
Hunter S. Thompson
Day
Too Much
Sunday
Free
Devil
Club
Too
Late
Out
Only
Gives
Week
He
Lord
Passes
Then
Much
Show
Fun
Saturday
Belongs
Night
March is a month without mercy for rabid basketball fans. There is no such thing as a 'gentleman gambler' when the Big Dance rolls around. All sheep will be fleeced, all fools will be punished severely... There are no Rules when the deal goes down in the final weeks of March. Even your good friends will turn into monsters.
Hunter S. Thompson
Good
Fans
Dance
Will
Fools
Mercy
Sheep
Big
Gentleman
Down
Good Friends
Final
Monsters
Month
Rules
Punished
No Rules
Weeks
Around
Without
Deal
Friends
Goes
Rolls
Rabid
Turn
Gambler
Your
Even
March
Thing
Basketball
Richard Nixon was an evil man - evil in a way that only those who believe in the physical reality of the Devil can understand it. He was utterly without ethics or morals or any bedrock sense of decency.
Hunter S. Thompson
Man
Reality
Ethics
Evil
Devil
Decency
Sense
Richard Nixon
Believe
Way
Those
Nixon
Physical
Morals
Only
He
Without
Understand
Bedrock
Any
Richard
Who
Utterly
With the possible exception of things like box scores, race results, and stock market tabulations, there is no such thing as Objective Journalism. The phrase itself is a pompous contradiction in terms.
Hunter S. Thompson
Market
Possible
Phrase
Objective
Results
Exception
Journalism
Like
Terms
Box
Scores
Itself
Stock
Contradiction
Stock Market
Pompous
Race
Thing
Things
By disgracing and degrading the presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur, Richard Nixon broke the heart of the American Dream.
Hunter S. Thompson
Heart
Richard Nixon
White
White House
Presidency
States
Broke
Nixon
Dream
Degrading
Like
House
American
Diseased
American Dream
Richard
Fleeing
United
United States
The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane.
Hunter S. Thompson
Power
Lock
Insane
Only
Only Difference
Between
Up
Difference
Sane
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
Hunter S. Thompson
Crazy
You
Else
Locked
Locked Up
Up
Get
Going
Paid
There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having Fun and being Smart.
Hunter S. Thompson
Experience
Smart
Harsh
Having
Having Fun
Between
Learned
Difference
Being
Gambling
Being Smart
Fun
Many
Lessons
Democracy as a system has evolved into something that Thomas Jefferson didn't anticipate.
Hunter S. Thompson
Democracy
Thomas
Thomas Jefferson
System
Evolved
Something
Anticipate
Jefferson
Objective journalism is one of the main reasons that American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long.
Hunter S. Thompson
Politics
Long
Has-Been
Corrupt
Objective
Main
Allowed
Journalism
Been
American
American Politics
Reasons
I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.
Hunter S. Thompson
Sense Of Humor
Dark
Walk
Humor
Dark Side
Sense
Luck
Side
Never
Much
Believed
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