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Dave Barry
American Journalist
Born: Jul 3, 1947
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Related authors: Ambrose Bierce Charles Krauthammer Erma Bombeck Hunter S. Thompson Mignon McLaughlin Walter Cronkite William F. Buckley, Jr. William Lloyd Garrison
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. Dave Barry
Funny You Will Fact Take Absorb Another Scientific Scientific Fact Person Body Your Your Body Cholesterol Plate
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. Dave Barry
Nature Business Way Promoting Motel Camping
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry
Sleeping Circumstances Take Never Pill Same Any Any Circumstances Night
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
Beer Water Example Way Bad Would Would-Be Vital Hydrogen For Example Make Without Chemicals Oxygen Ingredient
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' Dave Barry
You Achieve Word Will Meetings Would Would-Be One Word Potential Never Had Identify Human Achieved Race Full Full Potential Reason Human Race Why
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. Dave Barry
Stupid Believe Primary Make Scientists Males Breasts Function Now Biological
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. Dave Barry
Christmas Time Holiday Season Own Once Way Religious Come His Mall Going Again Holiday Us Choice Each Season Deeply
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. Dave Barry
You Young Immature Once Only Always
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. Dave Barry
You Car Nothing Case Strongly Arise Feel Always Dogs Go Very Them Should Your Bark Right Ear Violently Need
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. Dave Barry
Will Despite Relative Several Locate Sperm Guys Directions Fact Wisconsin Takes Female Egg Cells Size Them Ask Why Thing Million Biological
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. Dave Barry
Face Down Trees Outdoor Knocking Skiing Your Fun
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter. Dave Barry
Me Winter Sports Problem Follow Take Generally Closely The Problem With Place Here
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. Dave Barry
Religion Age Gender Believe Background One Thing Drivers Human The One Thing Human Beings Regardless Ethnic Ethnic Background Beings Thing Unites
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. Dave Barry
God Made Cute Furry Plight Would Had He Concerned Wanted Them Toad Us
There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary. Dave Barry
Fashion More Weigh Than Dictionary Models Breed Who

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