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Norm Crosby
Norm Crosby
American Comedian
Born: Sep 15, 1927
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Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Norm Crosby
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Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you're not wearing any. Norm Crosby
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It was a melting pot in Las Vegas. You got every age level, every ethnic background, every social aura - it was an absolute Americana audience... people who were there to celebrate occasions; people who were there to gamble; people who were there because they were awed by the whole Vegas operation. Tourists. Norm Crosby
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I would watch 'The Ed Sullivan Show' and borrow a few lines here and there from guests like Red Buttons and Buddy Hackett to create a routine. Then I started getting invited to do political functions like the governor's birthday ball or mayor's dinner. Norm Crosby
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A handicap is only if you let it be a handicap. Norm Crosby
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Although I had a good job as an advertising manager for a shoe company in Boston, I really liked to fool around with comedy. Norm Crosby
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Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, Dale Evans - these people are giants, legends; their names are household words. Of course, so's Jell-O. Norm Crosby
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I'm a great audience myself. I tried to keep in the background while others were on, but sometimes I'd just get hysterical. Norm Crosby
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My hearing loss was essentially due to noise exposure during my military service. I was on an anti-submarine sub-chaser in WWII, and we had lots of depth charges going off all around us. There were plenty of explosions, and they were loud! Norm Crosby
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When people have hearing loss, I think they often take that burden and pass it on to their friends and family, and we make them scream and yell at us so we can hear! But I think it's better to take responsibility and wear hearing aids! Norm Crosby
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I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing. Norm Crosby
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A young comic, if he's any good, can easily get on 'Carson' or 'Griffin' or 'Dinah Shore,' because they want to say the same thing, that they discovered the new talent. Norm Crosby
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I think it's the most wonderful thing in the world to have an identity, something the audience can remember you for. Norm Crosby
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