9 Alligator Quotes for You to Enjoy

I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick. Muhammad Ali

Medicine Sick Only Week Alligator Thrown Thunder Lightning Make Rock Whale Stone Done Jail Mean Brick Injured Last

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. Cordell Hull

You Crossed Alligator Never River Until Insult After

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. Phyllis Diller

You Old Shoes Barefoot Compliments Someone Alligator Know Your

During the Great Depression, levels of crime actually dropped. During the 1920s, when life was free and easy, so was crime. During the 1930s, when the entire American economy fell into a government-owned alligator moat, crime was nearly non-existent. During the 1950s and 1960s, when the economy was excellent, crime rose again. Ben Shapiro

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. Dan Rather

Wisdom You Crossed Alligator Until Taunt After Creek

Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you're not wearing any. Norm Crosby

You People Old Shoes Compliment Wearing Alligator Any Your

The sensation of writing a book is the sensation of spinning, blinded by love and daring. It is the sensation of a stunt pilot's turning barrel rolls, or an inchworm's blind rearing from a stem in search of a route. At its worst, it feels like alligator wrestling, at the level of the sentence. Annie Dillard

Love Book Writing Pilot Worst Daring Spinning Wrestling Alligator Stem Feels Like Stunt Blind Blinded Rolls Sensation Sentence Turning Rearing Barrel Search Route Level

I'd like to wrestle an alligator and fly a fighter jet. Frankie Ballard

Fly Fighter Jet Wrestle Alligator Like

'Big Brother,' I can't believe people watch. It's just people whispering to each other for hours and then some silly challenge like, who can pull the most stones out of a stuffed alligator, with some product tie-in. Joel McHale

People Challenge Big Believe Other Out Brother Some Silly Alligator Stuffed Like Hours Most Big Brother Stones Just Then Whispering Product Who Each Watch Pull

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