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Joel McHale
Joel McHale
American Comedian
Born: Nov 20, 1971
Because Good Me People Sports You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams. Joel McHale
Dreams You Lie Way Dream About Unto Just Your Your Dreams
The editors and the creators of 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' they are so good at casting and at finding these young, beautiful lunatics to go on the show. Joel McHale
Beautiful Good Young Bachelor Finding Casting Editors Go Show Creators Lunatics
'Big Brother,' I can't believe people watch. It's just people whispering to each other for hours and then some silly challenge like, who can pull the most stones out of a stuffed alligator, with some product tie-in. Joel McHale
People Challenge Big Believe Other Out Brother Some Silly Alligator Stuffed Like Hours Most Big Brother Stones Just Then Whispering Product Who Each Watch Pull
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is. Joel McHale
Good Needs You People Matter Important Control How Representation Agent Working Working Hard Hard Actor Right Career
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret. Joel McHale
Work You Work Hard Big Secret Telling Follow Head Your Hard
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along. Joel McHale
You People Stage Awesome Flung Out Weekend Onto Along Make Go Up Front Twice Thing
Netflix is just wonderful. Joel McHale
Wonderful Netflix Just
E! didn't like it when we'd make fun of clips from ESPN - they'd be like, 'That's sports! That's not our audience!' Joel McHale
Sports Our Like Make Audience ESPN Fun
My children do not know what it's like to flip around channels. They either go to Netflix, Apple TV, or they pull up YouTube, and they can watch their shows. Joel McHale
YouTube Channels TV Netflix Like Know Around Go Up Children Either Flip Shows Apple Watch Pull
I knew I was good at sports, and I knew I loved acting and performing, so I really dove into that, and school always became secondary. Joel McHale
Good Sports School Secondary Knew Performing Became Always Loved Really Acting Dove
On 'The Soup,' we were never a political show. Joel McHale
Political Never Soup Were Show
The #MeToo movement is insanely serious, and there's no comedy to be mined out of that. Joel McHale
Comedy Out Movement Serious
I like anything with Zak Bagans and ghost hunters. Joel McHale
Ghost Hunters Like Anything
E! always wanted me to keep it to entertainment news or entertainment and no sports or anything like that, and don't get too weird. Joel McHale
News Me Entertainment Sports Too Weird Like Always Get Wanted Anything Keep
I love making fun of YouTubers. Joel McHale
Love Making Fun
When E! ended the show, it wasn't because it was low-rated. It was because E! did not want to pay union rerun dues. Joel McHale
Pay Because Dues Did Ended Want Show Union
I couldn't read the way that other students read, so I would just cheat, which, in my silly brain, I was like, 'This is a skill that I'm developing - how to just get around everything!' Joel McHale
Other Everything Way Would Silly Students Cheat Developing Like Read Around How Brain Get Just Which Skill
Now I tell my mom, I go, 'Mom, you know when I was a kid and you told me to turn off the television and go outside and play?' I'd be like, 'You literally were hurting my career when you did that. You literally stopped me from doing now, what I do for a living.' Joel McHale
Mom Me You Living Kid Television Tell Hurting Outside Like Know Doing Go Were Off Did Stopped Literally Turn Turn-Off Now Play Career
I operate off of fear almost exclusively. Joel McHale
Fear Almost Operate Off

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