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George S. Kaufman Quotes
George S. Kaufman Quotes
George S. Kaufman
American
Dramatist
Born:
Nov 16
,
1889
Died:
Jun 2
,
1961
Absent
Better
Dead
More
Woman
Your
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Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
George S. Kaufman
Satire
Closes
Saturday
Saturday Night
Night
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
George S. Kaufman
Funny
Born
Dollars
Owed
Twelve
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
George S. Kaufman
Woman
Dinner
Face
Pay
Price
Invite
Look
She
Expect
Her
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
George S. Kaufman
God
Finally
Eye
Dead
Caught
His
Waiter
Epitaph
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