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You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
Captain Beefheart
You
Judge
Somebody
Rich
Paper
Kind
Some
Coloured
Almost
Weird
Stuff
House
How
Go
Up
Any
Screwed
Screwed-Up
Use
Toilet
Toilet Paper
When you go to jail, there's so much simple stuff missing. You just want some good toilet paper or a real toothbrush, a real blanket and a real bed to lay in.
Ja Rule
Good
You
Simple
Toothbrush
Paper
Some
Lay
Blanket
Stuff
Missing
Missing You
Bed
Real
Go
Jail
Just
Want
Much
Toilet
Toilet Paper
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling
Singing
Difficult
Every
Dancing
Paper
Television
Minutes
About
Both
Documentary
Probing
Rabbits
Produce
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Twelve
Interrupted
When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.
Jennifer Aniston
Life
Buy
You
Somebody
Changed
Paper
Follows
Know
Blocks
Where
Your
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Pharmacy
Watch
We live in such a celebrity-driven culture, but all those people have to go buy toilet paper, and all those people have products they use and their favorite sweet treats. They all have to write to-do lists, and they're all reading books - well, hopefully most people are doing those things.
Abbi Jacobson
Buy
Culture
People
Reading
Sweet
Live
Books
Paper
Those
Favorite
Hopefully
Write
Most
Well
Reading Books
Doing
Go
Lists
Use
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Products
Things
Treats
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.
Alan Moore
Morning
Every
Teenage
Teenage Years
Paper
Spent
Bits
Bothered
Shaving
Covered
Years
Going
Tiny
Little
Barber
Really
Toilet
Toilet Paper
My mom really let us do our own thing and play with different trends, and my sister was a little older, so she had all the beauty tricks. I would stuff things like rolled-up toilet paper into my hair to get volume, or do the reverse, and I'd lie on my back, and she'd use an actual iron to straighten it.
Chrissy Teigen
Mom
Lie
Hair
Beauty
Sister
Own
Older
Back
Our
Trends
Paper
Tricks
Would
Had
Volume
Stuff
Like
She
Reverse
Iron
Get
Different
Little
Straighten
Us
Really
Use
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Let Us
Actual
Play
Thing
Things
I never saw the light of day at Bouley. I remember I would bring home a roll of toilet paper a week because we got paid so little, if at all.
Christina Tosi
Day
Home
Remember
Light
Saw
Paper
Would
Week
Never
Because
Got
Roll
Little
Paid
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Bring
If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.
Dawn Steel
You
Market
Paper
Movies
Toilet
Toilet Paper
If you look at the end of a roll of toilet paper, like the brown paper tube, I basically worked in a factory that made humongous ones like that - for concrete or anything you wanted to put in there. I was the guy who chopped those up into smaller pieces, put them in a box, throw it in a pallet, wrap it up, jump in a forklift and put it on a truck.
Demetrious Johnson
You
Made
Paper
Those
Wrap
Brown
Guy
Throw
Factory
Put
Truck
Smaller
Like
Look
Pieces
Box
Concrete
End
Up
Jump
Roll
Tube
Wanted
Anything
Them
Worked
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Who
Chopped
Basically
In our skulls, we carry around 3 pounds of slimy, wet, greyish tissue, corrugated like crumpled toilet paper. You wouldn't think, to look at the unappetizing lump, that it was some of the most powerful stuff in the known universe.
Eliezer Yudkowsky
You
Think
Universe
Our
Paper
Carry
Some
Pounds
Powerful
Stuff
Like
Look
Most
Most Powerful
Known
Around
Wet
Tissue
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Lump
There's a deep underlying unpredictability to life that is thrilling. In China, my wife would say you go out to buy toilet paper, and you come back, and something interesting or revealing or funny happened on the way.
Evan Osnos
Life
Funny
Buy
You
Wife
Back
Way
Paper
Say
Out
Would
Unpredictability
Something
Thrilling
Come
Underlying
Revealing
Go
Happened
China
Interesting
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Deep
The first beat that I ever made that I thought was actually worth a damn was called 'Toilet Paper Nostrils,' and I made it when I had a cold. I had the worst cold ever. And I had toilet-paper nostrils making music, but it was really reflective of how I felt. It was a really sad trumpet sound.
Flying Lotus
Sad
Music
Worth
Thought
Made
First
Damn
Cold
Paper
Worst
Beat
Had
Felt
How
Making
Sound
Trumpet
Reflective
Really
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Ever
Actually
It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
You
Saw
Paper
Tell
Poor
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Hard
In captivity, one loses every way of acting over little details which satisfy the essentials of life. Everything has to be asked for: permission to go to the toilet, permission to ask a guard something, permission to talk to another hostage - to brush your teeth, use toilet paper, everything is a negotiation.
Ingrid Betancourt
Life
Every
Guard
Teeth
Everything
Way
Paper
Negotiation
Details
Something
Brush
Hostage
Over
Talk
Another
Permission
Go
Loses
Essentials
Which
Little
Ask
Asked
Acting
Use
Your
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Captivity
Satisfy
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
Joel Madden
Me
Paper
Thrown
Like
Getting
Toilet
Toilet Paper
I always said if I could figure out a way to grow Kleenex and toilet paper on trees, we could pull the plug on society.
Joel Salatin
Society
Trees
Way
Paper
Out
Plug
Could
Kleenex
Said
Always
If I Could
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Figure
Grow
Pull
I have the largest collection of Hulk memorabilia in the world - everything from toilet paper, wallpaper, bicycles - all boxed up at my house in Northern California. I've had it for so long, I think it might be time to sell it.
Lou Ferrigno
Time
World
Long
Think
Everything
Paper
Collection
Memorabilia
Had
House
California
Boxed
Sell
Up
Wallpaper
Hulk
Northern
Northern California
Might
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Largest
I don't think many people understand what racism is. The intellectuals use it like toilet paper; it's something they can use. It's not something they live.
Mark Fuhrman
Racism
People
Live
Think
Paper
Something
Like
Understand
Intellectuals
Use
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Many
For some reason, the only Swedish I know how to say is, 'There is no toilet paper.'
Morfydd Clark
Paper
Say
Some
Only
Know
How
Swedish
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Reason
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
Paula Poundstone
Life
Sense Of Humor
Humor
Sense
Paper
Laughed
Seeing
Entire
Silly
Entire Life
Someone
Stuck
Never
Bottom
Very
Than
Shoe
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Harder
If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.
Richard Branson
You
World
Paper
Embarking
Around
Balloon
Forget
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.
Shenaz Treasury
Hate
Toilets
Paper
Only
American
Toilet
Toilet Paper
When I started as a color man in the booth with CBS, I would make footballs out of a roll of toilet paper.
Terry Bradshaw
Man
Paper
Booth
Out
Would
Color
Make
Roll
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Started
The only reason I'd bring a Bible out here is if I needed toilet paper.
Rudy Boesch
Bible
Paper
Out
Out Here
Only
Toilet
Toilet Paper
Reason
Bring
Here
Needed
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