15 Toilets Quotes for You to Enjoy

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. Ronnie Barker

Police Toilets Nothing Local Say Station Police Station Go Been Stolen

My favorite affirmation when I feel stuck or out of sorts is: Whatever I need is already here, and it is all for my highest good. Jot this down and post it conspicuously throughout your home, on the dashboard of your car, at your office, on your microwave oven, and even in front of your toilets! Wayne Dyer

Good Home Post Toilets Car Whatever Down Favorite Out Conspicuously Stuck Throughout Highest Jot Feel Oven Sort Affirmation Office Front Microwave Your Even Here Need

I spent three weeks on a converted shrimp trawler with 17 people, two toilets, and one shower, all the while diving every day with very active sharks. Ashlan Gorse Cousteau

Day Every Day People Sharks Toilets Three Active Every Spent Weeks Diving Very While Converted Shower Shrimp Two

I've worked at this film festival in Telluride called the Telluride Film Festival. Been there since 2002. I used to make popcorn. I was an usher. Cleaned toilets, everything. Grew up there as a kid. Barry Jenkins

Toilets Everything Kid Cleaned Since Make Been Up Festival Grew Worked Used Popcorn Usher Film Film Festival

You can't tell what's aboard a container ship. We carried every kind of cargo, all of it on view: a police car, penicillin, Johnnie Walker Red, toilets, handguns, lumber, Ping-Pong balls, and IBM data cards. Christopher Buckley

You Police Toilets Car Every Cargo Carried Tell Penicillin Kind Data Red Container Balls Ship Walker View Lumber Cards

I started my career buying and owning single-family houses, and I know that's a really tough job. Toilets break. Trees fall. There are so many things that can go wrong. Land, on the other hand, is cheap to manage. It's painless, really. All you have to do is pay your taxes, and that's it. David Lichtenstein

You Toilets Job Tough Fall Pay Other Trees Tough Job Cheap Wrong Know Houses Go Hand Manage Owning Break Land Taxes Really Your Painless Many Things Started Buying Career

I would dream of going up to the 'New York Times' and asking them if I could please be a copy boy or let me scrub the toilets or something like that. But I couldn't rise to those heights. Frank McCourt

Me Toilets Heights Please Those Dream Would Rise Something Could New Like Boy Up Times York Going New York New York Times Them Scrub If I Could Asking Copy

I did an internship at the Ardent theatre company in Philly after dropping out of college. I was earning $165 a week building sets and cleaning the toilets. Cleaning toilets is a good way of getting in touch with your creativity. That's when you find out if you got anything going on in your head. Jill Scott

Good You Cleaning Theatre Creativity Toilets College Building Sets Philly Earning Way Out Find Touch Ardent Week Good Way Head Dropping Got Did Getting Going After Anything Your Company

If people want to write about my mum's bathroom in her house, all I have to tell you is that 15 years ago, we were cleaning toilets in Stonebridge and getting breakfast out of the vending machine. If anybody deserves to be happy, it's my mum. Raheem Sterling

You Be Happy Cleaning Happy People Toilets Breakfast Bathroom Machine Out Tell About Write Vending House Were Years Years Ago Getting Anybody Want Mum Deserves Her

My mum was working as a cleaner at some hotels to make extra money so she could pay for her degree. I'll never forget waking up at five in the morning before school and helping her clean the toilets at the hotel in Stonebridge. Raheem Sterling

Morning Money School Toilets Degree Before Pay Extra Some Clean Could Cleaner Never Never Forget Hotel Hotels She Make Up Waking Waking Up Five Forget Working Helping Mum Her

I cleaned toilets and shined shoes. Rick Santorum

Toilets Shoes Cleaned

I have been trapped in some posh toilets, including those in Windsor Castle and Buckingham Palace, and at Victor Spinetti's memorial at St. Paul's Covent Garden, I got locked in the loo. Ronnie Corbett

Garden Toilets Trapped Those Locked Memorial Some Windsor Castle Got Been Victor Paul Including Palace Posh

Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets. Shenaz Treasury

Hate Toilets Paper Only American Toilet Toilet Paper

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