Ronnie Barker Quotes

Ronnie Barker
Ronnie Barker
English Comedian
Born: Sep 25, 1929
Died: Oct 3, 2005
Better Make Man People Police Today
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The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. Ronnie Barker
Police Toilets Nothing Local Say Station Police Station Go Been Stolen
But first, the news: The House of Commons was sealed off today after police chased an escaped lunatic through the front door during Prime Minister's question time. A spokesman at Scotland Yard said it was like looking for a needle in a haystack. Ronnie Barker
Today Time News Police First Looking Minister Chased Through Spokesman Prime Like House House Of Commons Said Yard Question Off Scotland Escaped Front Front Door Door After Commons Sealed Lunatic Needle
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. Ronnie Barker
Joke One Thing About Only Marvelous Marvelous Thing Mean Double Meaning Double Meaning Thing
It's better to make people laugh than cry. Ronnie Barker
People Better Laugh Cry Make Than
We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. Ronnie Barker
You Rug Hoped Had He Exhaustion Been Arthur Died Human Afternoon Across Chameleon Bringing
Don't just crit their siticising. Ronnie Barker
Just
Next week we'll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the 'secret milkshake.' Ronnie Barker
Giving Become Dairy President Secret Colleagues Rumours Week Council Investigating Mason Around His Goes Next
Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred 'Chuckles' Jenkins, Britain's oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of Fred's jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence. Ronnie Barker
Today Music Silence Jokes Old Fans Out Tribute Fred Minutes Had Comedian Read Hall Were Vicar Old Music Congregation Many Oldest Present Funeral Britain Two

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