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Jimmy Carr
Jimmy Carr
English Comedian
Born: Sep 15, 1972
Before Comedy Joke People World You
Related authors: Benny Hill James Acaster Julian Clary Les Dawson Norman Wisdom Rowan Atkinson Russell Brand Sara Pascoe
I don't see myself as offending people. Jimmy Carr
Myself People See Offending
The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet. Jimmy Carr
You First Few Finding Joining Weeks Weight Feet Just Your
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that. Jimmy Carr
You Experience World Joke Fine About Disability Disabled Talk Well Comics Go Different Want Race Then Your
They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna. Jimmy Carr
People Say Crunch Most Well Go Affected Then Let Go They Say Credit
I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh. Jimmy Carr
You Preaching Release Laugh Make Am Trying Here
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me. Jimmy Carr
Funny Me You Rude Joke Type Mine Find Write Comedian Yes Often Happen Plan Juvenile Certain
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. Jimmy Carr
People Comedy Before Out More More People Comedy Shows Were Than Going Shows
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. Jimmy Carr
Marriage Sex Before Christian Bit Self-Confident Until Very Want Uptight
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy. Jimmy Carr
Better Comedy Audience Bigger
It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group. Jimmy Carr
Great People Group Laugh Laughing Thousand More Tend Social Room Much Thing Buzz Two
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh. Jimmy Carr
Crazy Laugh Yes
If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself. Jimmy Carr
Myself Home Stage About Tend Weekend Never Almost Know Because Go Clock Get Eight Body Evening
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums. Jimmy Carr
Best You Win National Excitement Insurance Still Doing Wonder Going Who Even Awards
As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. Jimmy Carr
Success Failure Comedy First Marketing Would Minutes Rather Knew Soon Five Than Did

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