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Jimmy Carr
English
Comedian
Born:
Sep 15
,
1972
Before
Comedy
Joke
People
World
You
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I don't see myself as offending people.
Jimmy Carr
Myself
People
See
Offending
The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.
Jimmy Carr
You
First
Few
Finding
Joining
Weeks
Weight
Feet
Just
Your
You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.
Jimmy Carr
You
Experience
World
Joke
Fine
About
Disability
Disabled
Talk
Well
Comics
Go
Different
Want
Race
Then
Your
They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna.
Jimmy Carr
People
Say
Crunch
Most
Well
Go
Affected
Then
Let Go
They Say
Credit
I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
Jimmy Carr
You
Preaching
Release
Laugh
Make
Am
Trying
Here
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.
Jimmy Carr
Funny
Me
You
Rude
Joke
Type
Mine
Find
Write
Comedian
Yes
Often
Happen
Plan
Juvenile
Certain
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.
Jimmy Carr
People
Comedy
Before
Out
More
More People
Comedy Shows
Were
Than
Going
Shows
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
Jimmy Carr
Marriage
Sex
Before
Christian
Bit
Self-Confident
Until
Very
Want
Uptight
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.
Jimmy Carr
Better
Comedy
Audience
Bigger
It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.
Jimmy Carr
Great
People
Group
Laugh
Laughing
Thousand
More
Tend
Social
Room
Much
Thing
Buzz
Two
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
Jimmy Carr
Crazy
Laugh
Yes
If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.
Jimmy Carr
Myself
Home
Stage
About
Tend
Weekend
Never
Almost
Know
Because
Go
Clock
Get
Eight
Body
Evening
Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.
Jimmy Carr
Best
You
Win
National
Excitement
Insurance
Still
Doing
Wonder
Going
Who
Even
Awards
As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.
Jimmy Carr
Success
Failure
Comedy
First
Marketing
Would
Minutes
Rather
Knew
Soon
Five
Than
Did
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