Benny Hill Quotes

Benny Hill

English Comedian

Born: Jan 21, 1924

Died: Apr 20, 1992

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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. Benny Hill

Girl Naked Half Like Often Against

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. Benny Hill

Complains Parachute Perfect Nobody Because Just Just Because Mean

I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. Benny Hill

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Benny Hill

Girl Pianos Like Upright Grand

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. Benny Hill

Hers Pants Those Could Hot Tight Were Breathe Hardly

What we've discovered is that Americans seem to love our saucy humor. Benny Hill

Love Humor Our Seem Discovered American To Love Saucy

I don't do something I won't enjoy just for the money. I do it for the fun, for the joy of working. Benny Hill

Joy Money Enjoy Something Just Working Fun

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