227 Pants Quotes for You to Enjoy

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt

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Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. Kevin James

Good Day Thanksgiving Man Good Day Pants Relatable

Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even make it into my pajamas. I'm looking down, and I'm like, 'T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.' Rebecca Romijn

Good Tired Good Night Sometimes Looking Down Enough Pants Fine Wearing Like Look Make Comfortable Even Yup Pajamas Night Sleep

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants. Theodore Roosevelt

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I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person - you are a different person. It's superficial change that can lead to real change. Greg Behrendt

You Change Yourself Problem Better Mirror Think Pants Way Out See Dress Superficial Lead Haircut Feel New Look Make Because Real Than Person Any Different Different Person Therapist Pair

Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement. H. P. Lovecraft

You Dog Will Before Pants Eye Bored Somewhat Throw Cat He Stick Polite Same Bring Amusement

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade. Bette Midler

Me Cruelty Big Group Pants Parade Scares Join Towards Because Off Often Want Anyone Conformity Prelude Who

I always wear the same thing at home. I can't be bothered with jewelry. My pants have elastic waists. I like to be comfortable. There are so many more important things to worry about. Barbra Streisand

Home Jewelry Important Important Things Same Thing Pants Worry Wear About More Bothered Like Comfortable Always Same Elastic Many Thing Things

For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift. Wernher von Braun

Best Technology Gift Mother Thought Long First Pants Telescope Would Like Most Make Boy Got Get Confirmation Pair Watch

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. Benny Hill

Hers Pants Those Could Hot Tight Were Breathe Hardly

Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the script and then some stuff that we came up with in rehearsal, and then we'd have at least one or two takes where we completely went off the script and just flew by the seat of our pants. Denis Leary

Dog Every Our Pants At Least One One Or Two Would Some Pretty Scene Takes Stuff Like Least Wag Came Off Up Improv Shoot Did Just Where Script Movies Then Much Certain Flew Used Rehearsal Seat Two

A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book nothing can help him. Edna St. Vincent Millay

Good Hurt Book Before Nothing Down Pants Bad Him His Person Good Book Help Who Populace Appears

I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may. Jarvis Cocker

I'm a minimalist kind of person: only one pair of boots, one pair of pants, and if I could, only one shirt. Jason Ralph

Pants Minimalist Kind Boots Only Could Shirt Person If I Could Pair

I grew up surrounded by these tough, ballsy, strong women. They were also adoring women, but they were the kind of women who would argue over what kind of pants you were wearing or the color of your nail polish. Michael Kors

When I was a little boy in short pants, I dreamed about a miraculous ointment that would make me invisible. Then I became an adult, began to write, and wanted to be successful. Now I'm successful and would like to have the ointment that would make me invisible. Milan Kundera

I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them. Ronnie Lott

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When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail thin, so it's not like I was a traditional Santa Claus even then. I had a square stomach; that was the shape of the sofa cushion that I had stuffed into my pants. Tom Hanks

Shopping Old Job Pants Sacramento Shape Had Stuffed Like Traditional Years Square Stomach Cushion Centre Then Santa Santa Claus Even Rail Thin Playing Sofa

I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin. Tony Parsons

You World Better Skin Swimming Pants Those Would Magazine Guy Only Sees David Feel Like Look Without Beckham How How Much Cover His Dumb Person Modelling Handsome Oh Much Your Who Ink Thinks

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular. Kevin O'Leary

Fashion Thought Shoes White Pants Faux Worst Looked Orange Spectacular

I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants. Aaron Neville

Few Pants Running Feel Around Years Years Ago Short Just

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