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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Theodore Roosevelt
Funny
You
Trouble
Sit
Kick
Pants
Month
Responsible
Could
Most
Person
Your
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James
Good
Day
Thanksgiving
Man
Good Day
Pants
Relatable
Sometimes I'm so tired, I look down at what I'm wearing, and if it's comfortable enough to sleep in, I don't even make it into my pajamas. I'm looking down, and I'm like, 'T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.'
Rebecca Romijn
Good
Tired
Good Night
Sometimes
Looking
Down
Enough
Pants
Fine
Wearing
Like
Look
Make
Comfortable
Even
Yup
Pajamas
Night
Sleep
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg
Hero
Down
Pants
Know
Loops
Real
Up
Hold
Happening
Holds
Really
Who
Belt
The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
Theodore Roosevelt
People
Sometimes
Sit
Kick
Pants
Reversed
Get
Human
Ends
Human Body
Happens
Create
Body
Seat
Two
Need
I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.
Whitney Houston
Man
Woman
World
Men
Pants
Wear
Dresses
Like
Being
After
Even
I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person - you are a different person. It's superficial change that can lead to real change.
Greg Behrendt
You
Change
Yourself
Problem
Better
Mirror
Think
Pants
Way
Out
See
Dress
Superficial
Lead
Haircut
Feel
New
Look
Make
Because
Real
Than
Person
Any
Different
Different Person
Therapist
Pair
Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement.
H. P. Lovecraft
You
Dog
Will
Before
Pants
Eye
Bored
Somewhat
Throw
Cat
He
Stick
Polite
Same
Bring
Amusement
Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.
Bette Midler
Me
Cruelty
Big
Group
Pants
Parade
Scares
Join
Towards
Because
Off
Often
Want
Anyone
Conformity
Prelude
Who
I always wear the same thing at home. I can't be bothered with jewelry. My pants have elastic waists. I like to be comfortable. There are so many more important things to worry about.
Barbra Streisand
Home
Jewelry
Important
Important Things
Same Thing
Pants
Worry
Wear
About
More
Bothered
Like
Comfortable
Always
Same
Elastic
Many
Thing
Things
For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift.
Wernher von Braun
Best
Technology
Gift
Mother
Thought
Long
First
Pants
Telescope
Would
Like
Most
Make
Boy
Got
Get
Confirmation
Pair
Watch
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Benny Hill
Hers
Pants
Those
Could
Hot
Tight
Were
Breathe
Hardly
Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the script and then some stuff that we came up with in rehearsal, and then we'd have at least one or two takes where we completely went off the script and just flew by the seat of our pants.
Denis Leary
Dog
Every
Our
Pants
At Least One
One Or Two
Would
Some
Pretty
Scene
Takes
Stuff
Like
Least
Wag
Came
Off
Up
Improv
Shoot
Did
Just
Where
Script
Movies
Then
Much
Certain
Flew
Used
Rehearsal
Seat
Two
When I was a teenager, you couldn't get straight pants. Then in '76, when punk started to hit, it was a revelation that you could find straight pants again.
Denis Leary
You
Punk
Teenager
Pants
Find
Could
Revelation
Hit
Get
Again
Straight
Then
Started
A person who publishes a book willfully appears before the populace with his pants down. If it is a good book nothing can hurt him. If it is a bad book nothing can help him.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
Good
Hurt
Book
Before
Nothing
Down
Pants
Bad
Him
His
Person
Good Book
Help
Who
Populace
Appears
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.
Hunter S. Thompson
Morning
Every
Pants
Nixon
Crooked
He
Him
His
Screw
Help
Servants
Needed
I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.
Jarvis Cocker
Day
Strange
Women
Phone
Post
Stress
Other
Pants
Synthetic
Phone Number
Tried
Through
Red
Got
Times
Quite
May
Pair
Satin
Number
I'm a minimalist kind of person: only one pair of boots, one pair of pants, and if I could, only one shirt.
Jason Ralph
Pants
Minimalist
Kind
Boots
Only
Could
Shirt
Person
If I Could
Pair
I grew up surrounded by these tough, ballsy, strong women. They were also adoring women, but they were the kind of women who would argue over what kind of pants you were wearing or the color of your nail polish.
Michael Kors
You
Women
Strong
Tough
Pants
Kind
Would
Wearing
Strong Women
Adoring
Color
Argue
Nail
Nail Polish
Over
Also
Polish
Were
Surrounded
Up
Grew
Your
Who
When I was a little boy in short pants, I dreamed about a miraculous ointment that would make me invisible. Then I became an adult, began to write, and wanted to be successful. Now I'm successful and would like to have the ointment that would make me invisible.
Milan Kundera
Me
Pants
Would
Dreamed
About
Miraculous
Write
Adult
Invisible
Like
Make
Became
Boy
Began
Short
Wanted
Little
Then
Successful
Now
I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.
Ronnie Lott
You
Important
Pants
Kind
Wear
How
Mean
Them
When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail thin, so it's not like I was a traditional Santa Claus even then. I had a square stomach; that was the shape of the sofa cushion that I had stuffed into my pants.
Tom Hanks
Shopping
Old
Job
Pants
Sacramento
Shape
Had
Stuffed
Like
Traditional
Years
Square
Stomach
Cushion
Centre
Then
Santa
Santa Claus
Even
Rail
Thin
Playing
Sofa
I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin.
Tony Parsons
You
World
Better
Skin
Swimming
Pants
Those
Would
Magazine
Guy
Only
Sees
David
Feel
Like
Look
Without
Beckham
How
How Much
Cover
His
Dumb
Person
Modelling
Handsome
Oh
Much
Your
Who
Ink
Thinks
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Walter Winchell
You
Remember
Will
Long
Pants
Kicking
He
Nobody
Get
Ever
Seat
My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.
Kevin O'Leary
Fashion
Thought
Shoes
White
Pants
Faux
Worst
Looked
Orange
Spectacular
I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants.
Aaron Neville
Few
Pants
Running
Feel
Around
Years
Years Ago
Short
Just
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