19 Tony Parsons Quotes for You to Enjoy

Tony Parsons

English Critic

Born: 1953

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A tattoo doesn't make you look like an individual. Tony Parsons

You Individual Like Look Make Tattoo

I feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin. Tony Parsons

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There are a handful of barbecue seafood shacks on the beach at Hat Nai Yang, which is a fabulous place to have dinner. It's very much run for locals and they serve the catch of the day, which might be lobster, white snapper or squid. It's ridiculously reasonable, too. Tony Parsons

I've been visiting Thailand for more than 20 years but didn't fall in love with it until I visited Phuket Town in Phuket. The northern part of Phuket is one of the most fascinating places I've ever been, and largely unspoilt and unknown. Tony Parsons

Love Fall Unknown Visited Visiting More Part Town Most Until Been Years Thailand Than Northern Places Fascinating Largely Ever

Grammar schools are public schools without the sodomy. Tony Parsons

Public Schools Schools Without Grammar Public

You have to give kids from ordinary families a ladder. You have to show them there's a way out. Tony Parsons

You Ladder Way Kids Out Give Families Ordinary Them Show

I have found having my dad as my North Star has worked well for me. Tony Parsons

Me Having Well North Worked Dad Star Found

If someone does something illegal on Twitter - like incite hatred, or make racist remarks, or threaten to rip someone's intestines out if they insult Justin Bieber - then there has to be some way of censuring them. Tony Parsons

I think airports are places of huge human drama. The more I see of it, the more I am convinced that Heathrow is a secret city, with its own history, folklore and mythology. But what has surprised me is the love the people who work there feel for the place. Everyone seems to think they are plugged into something majestic. Tony Parsons

Work Love Me History People Own Think Drama Secret Everyone Airport City Folklore See Seems Something More Mythology Feel Majestic Am Surprised Huge Human Place Places Convinced Who

I don't think much of anything I wrote before the age of 30. Tony Parsons

Age Before Think Wrote Anything Much

My parents gave up a lot to bring me up in the little house on the prairie, and I wasn't prepared to make those sacrifices, nor was the generation before me and the generation after. Tony Parsons

Me Generation Parents Before Gave Those Sacrifices House Make Prairie Nor Lot Up After Little Prepared Bring

When you have a kid, money matters. Tony Parsons

You Money Matters Kid

I box for four hours a week and my diet is pretty healthy. Tony Parsons

Healthy Pretty Week Hours Box Diet Four

The thing I care about is my weight - I'm as fanatical about it as a member of Girls Aloud. I weigh myself every morning. I know exactly what I want to be - 82kg - and I try to stick to it. Tony Parsons

Myself Morning Try Care Girl Every Member Exactly Exactly What About Weigh Weight Aloud Know Stick Want Fanatical Thing

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