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Charlie Brooker

Charlie Brooker

English Critic

Born: Mar 3, 1971

About Like Me People Think You

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The fashion industry is an immense cultural and social blight that only gets a free pass because its would-be detractors are scared it'll start criticising their haircut. Charlie Brooker

Fashion Free Immense Would-Be Scared Only Haircut Blight Industry Because Pass Cultural Gets Social Fashion Industry Start

I'm extremely neurotic; it's the way my brain is built. Charlie Brooker

Way Extremely Neurotic Built Brain

If there's no point, then there's no point giving up. Charlie Brooker

Giving Giving Up No Point Point Up Then

What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes you seem like a shallow, awful clown to any bystanders in the humdrum physical space you're posing in. Charlie Brooker

I haven't always been the kind of man who plays videogames. I used to be the kind of boy who played videogames. Charlie Brooker

Man Kind Boy Always Been Videogames Used Who Played Plays

At 16, I was drawing cartoons, and I wanted to carry on being a cartoonist. Charlie Brooker

Drawing Carry Cartoonist Cartoons Being Wanted

I've scaled back my involvement with Twitter; it's too easy to get dragged into an argument. Charlie Brooker

Argument Twitter Too Back Easy Involvement Get Dragged

Videogames are probably my first love. Charlie Brooker

Love First First Love Videogames

I remember when I realised, as a child, 'That stuff on the TV about nuclear bombs is real! Why isn't everyone running around shouting 'Aaarrgghh'? Why are people still buying bicycle clips?' Charlie Brooker

People Remember Bicycle Everyone TV Running About Remember When Stuff Around Real Still Child Realised Shouting Why Nuclear Bombs Buying

I don't know how, at an age when you're trying to put your identity together, how you cope with the pressure of a performance space, which is what social media is. Charlie Brooker

You Together Age Space Social Media Pressure Put Performance Know Identity How Trying Which Social Your Media Cope

I'm quite techy and gadgety. Charlie Brooker

Quite

Technology is a tool that has allowed us to swipe around like an angry toddler. Charlie Brooker

Angry Technology Tool Allowed Like Around Us Toddler Swipe

I've got no attention span. Charlie Brooker

Attention Span Attention Got Span

The logical quandaries thrown up by well-meaning systems are clearly something that I find darkly amusing. Charlie Brooker

Logical Systems Find Something Thrown Clearly Well-Meaning Up Amusing

In the age of social media, everyone's a newspaper columnist, exaggerating what they think and feel. Charlie Brooker

Age Social Media Think Everyone Exaggerating Columnist Feel Social Newspaper Media

I'm scared about everything. I'm an anxious worrier. I worry about the downside of everything. Charlie Brooker

Everything Worry Scared About Anxious Downside

I can quickly go to a place where I worry about society spiralling out of control. Charlie Brooker

Control Society Worry Out About Go Quickly Where Place

My career path is like crazy paving - it goes all over the place. Charlie Brooker

Crazy Path Over Like Goes Place Paving Career Career Path

Our metropolises are blighted by two problems: a lack of public transport and a lack of public loos. Charlie Brooker

Problems Our Lack Public Transport Two

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