289 Kick Quotes for You to Enjoy

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. Theodore Roosevelt

Funny You Trouble Sit Kick Pants Month Responsible Could Most Person Your

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. Bruce Lee

Man Fear Kick Once Kicks Practiced Times Who

All the adversity I've had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me... You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. Walt Disney

Life Best Adversity Strength Me You World My Life Teeth Kick Troubles Had Obstacles May Happens Realize Thing Strengthened

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. Sam Rayburn

Good Build Down Kick Carpenter Takes Any Barn

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips

Me Kick Once Beat Computer Match Boxing Chess

Think well before selecting your leader, and when you have selected him, follow him. But in case you find his policy detrimental to your interests, kick him out. Muhammad Ali Jinnah

You Leader Before Think Kick Out Find Follow Case Detrimental Selected Selecting Well Him Policy His Interests Your

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants. Theodore Roosevelt

People Sometimes Sit Kick Pants Reversed Get Human Ends Human Body Happens Create Body Seat Two Need

Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Truth Day You Truth Is Will Tough Kick All Day About Touch Bubble Football Like May Break Full Nay Evening Round

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. Dale Carnegie

You Honey Kick Over Beehive Want Gather

You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen. Joe DiMaggio

Day Birthday You Sports Wonderful Matter Party Think Birthday Party Kick Kid Something Through Opening Like Opening Day Look Always How Go Get Going Happen Special Forward Many

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one. Sam Rayburn

Build Down Kick Carpenter Takes Barn

You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die. Dave Pelzer

You Dog Long Enough Kick Bite Die Going

I am in that temper that if I were under water I would scarcely kick to come to the top. John Keats

Water Kick Top Would Temper Scarcely Come Am Were

If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use both feet. Keith Richards

You Teeth Kick Both Feet Well Authority Going Might Use

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. Barry Goldwater

Good Christian Every Think Ought Kick Right

The older you get, the better you have to look, the higher you have to kick, the harder you have to work. Salman Khan

Work You Better Older Kick Higher Look Get Harder

In order to acquire a growing and lasting respect in society, it is a good thing, if you possess great talent, to give, early in your youth, a very hard kick to the right shin of the society that you love. After that, be a snob. Salvador Dali

Love Good Great You Respect Youth Society Lasting Kick Possess Give Good Thing Talent Great Talent Very Snob Order After Acquire Your Hard Growing Right Thing Early

I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. Bill Hicks

Me Creative Kick Out Constantly Outsider Get Being

People were asleep, but I think they're waking up now. Trump has given everybody a good kick, and people are waking up and realizing they've got to get involved. Dolores Huerta

Good People Think Everybody Kick Given Involved Got Were Trump Up Waking Waking Up Get Realizing Asleep Now

The truth of why I used to listen to Arrested Development on my Walkman was because if I didn't, it would take me 20 minutes to walk to school. If I did, it took me 15. That's the reason I loved it. I just had more of a kick in my step, more of a bounce, so I'd walk quicker. James Corden

Truth Me School Walk Took Kick Would Minutes More Take Had Step Bounce Development Because Arrested Arrested Development Quicker Did Listen Just Loved Used Reason Why

I try to do something the audience might not have seen before. Like if I'm gonna kiss a girl I wanna kiss her like a girl has never been kissed. Like maybe I would kick her legs out from under her and catch her right before she hits the ground and then kiss her. Jim Carrey

Try Girl Kiss Seen Before Kick Out Would Something Kissed Never Catch Like She Audience Been Hits Maybe Wanna Legs Might Gonna Then Ground Her Right

You've got to kick fear to the side, because the payoff is huge. Mariska Hargitay

You Fear Side Kick Because Got Huge Payoff

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