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Bill Hicks
American
Comedian
Born:
Dec 16
,
1961
Died:
Feb 26
,
1994
Any
Funny
Life
Me
People
You
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
Bill Hicks
Black
Television
Eye
Taking
Like
Spray
Your
Paint
Watching
Watching Television
Third
I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
Bill Hicks
Cold
Bitter
Out
Cruel
How
Sound
Am
Mean
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
Bill Hicks
Funny
Hurt
Humor
Hilarious
Someone
Until
Always
Gets
Just
Then
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
Bill Hicks
Love
Truth
Laughter
Abide
Spirit
Am
Left
Wherever
If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
Bill Hicks
Me
You
Lock
Favour
Arms
Block
Clinics
Pro-Life
Cemeteries
Medical
People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn't have, seeing as it's being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
Bill Hicks
People
Sense
States
Run
Seeing
Take
Share
Itself
America
Irony
Being
Literally
Which
Who
United
United States
Things
Fundamentalists
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they've never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people's minds, exposing them to the light.
Bill Hicks
Best
Me
You
People
Light
Comedy
Corners
Minds
Laugh
Laughed
Kind
Take
Never
Also
Make
Them
Exposing
Things
There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Bill Hicks
Life
Death
Imagination
Ourselves
Dream
Only
Thing
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
Bill Hicks
Me
Creative
Kick
Out
Constantly
Outsider
Get
Being
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.
Bill Hicks
Good
You
Good Things
Think
Records
Take
Tapes
Done
Burn
Them
Then
Us
Your
Things
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Bill Hicks
Life
Imagination
Ourselves
Dream
Only
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
Bill Hicks
Creative
Own
Our
Evolution
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
Bill Hicks
Day
More
Only
Through
Smoker
Get
Any
Heavy
Really
Now
Two
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
Bill Hicks
People
Other
Side
More
More People
Issue
Form
Agree
Two
The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
Bill Hicks
Three
Everyone
Everything
Dream
Wear
Eat
Beans
American
Stop
American Dream
Wanting
Rice
Should
Jeans
I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself - to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
Bill Hicks
Myself
People
Writing
Be True
Young
Believe
Top
Laugh
Striving
True
Know
Make
Always
Began
Maturing
Hearts
Quite
Working
Hard
Deep
Growing
Things
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
Bill Hicks
People
Darkness
Responsibility
Long
Other
Tell
Seems
Person
Then
Lives
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn't share with itself.
Bill Hicks
People
States
Kingdom
Outside
Share
Itself
America
United
United Kingdom
United States
Ultimately, it is in fun. It is supposed to be highly entertaining.
Bill Hicks
Entertaining
Highly
Supposed
Ultimately
Fun
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