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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Born: Feb 24, 1968
Died: Mar 30, 2005

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Hero, Down, Pants, Know, Loops, Real, Up, Hold, Happening, Holds, Really, Who, Belt

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My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? Mitch Hedberg
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