259 Cat Quotes for You to Enjoy

Animals have come to mean so much in our lives. We live in a fragmented and disconnected culture. Politics are ugly, religion is struggling, technology is stressful, and the economy is unfortunate. What's one thing that we have in our lives that we can depend on? A dog or a cat loving us unconditionally, every day, very faithfully. Jon Katz

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Groucho Marx

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If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain

Man Would Deteriorate Crossed Could Cat Improve

There is a saying that if you get something for free, you should know that you're the product. It was never more true than in the case of Facebook and Gmail and YouTube. You get free social-media services, and you get free funny cat videos. In exchange, you give up the most valuable asset you have, which is your personal data. Yuval Noah Harari

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The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. Mark Twain

Lie Nine Only Cat Main Between Difference Lives

Censorship no longer works by hiding information from you; censorship works by flooding you with immense amounts of misinformation, of irrelevant information, of funny cat videos, until you're just unable to focus. Yuval Noah Harari

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It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. Deng Xiaoping

Matter Black Long White Black Or White Cat Mice

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. W. C. Fields

Cheese Pet Rat Clever Breath Down Eats Cat Holes Breathes

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. Abraham Lincoln

Religion Man Dog Better Care Cat Much Whose

Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat's personality is never bet on a human's. He demands acceptance on his own terms. Lloyd Alexander

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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. Rodney Dangerfield

Me Cat Covering Up Sandbox Played Kept

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. Will Rogers

Back Easier Cat Bag Lot Whole

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. Robert A. Heinlein

Considers Cat Never Protocol Dealt Anyone Unimportant Who

My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. Anne Lamott

Happiness Day Dog Absolute Cat Idea Bed Rainy Rainy Day

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright

Cat Curiosity Suspect While

It is no compliment to be the stupidly idolised master of a dog whose instinct it is to idolise, but it is a very distinct tribute to be chosen as the friend and confidant of a philosophic cat who is wholly his own master and could easily choose another companion if he found such an one more agreeable and interesting. H. P. Lovecraft

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In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you. Michel de Montaigne

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. Mark Twain

Lie Differences Nine Striking Only Cat Between Most Lives

Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay not attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap. William Bennett

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