76 Lap Quotes for You to Enjoy

A man watches his pear tree day after day, impatient for the ripening of the fruit. Let him attempt to force the process, and he may spoil both fruit and tree. But let him patiently wait, and the ripe pear at length falls into his lap. Abraham Lincoln

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Kevin James

Food World Better Feeling Box Than Pizza Warm Your Lap

Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay not attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap. William Bennett

Let reverence for the laws be breathed by every American mother to the lisping babe that prattles on her lap - let it be taught in schools, in seminaries, and in colleges; let it be written in primers, spelling books, and in almanacs; let it be preached from the pulpit, proclaimed in legislative halls, and enforced in courts of justice. Abraham Lincoln

Justice Mother Every Pulpit Spelling Books Colleges Laws Written Schools Halls Courts Reverence Preached American Legislative Taught Proclaimed Breathed Enforced Lap Her Every American Babe

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. Rodney Dangerfield

Me Uncle Wish He His Wanted Dying Electric Lap Chair

Winter lingered so long in the lap of Spring that it occasioned a great deal of talk. Bill Nye

Great Winter Great Deal Long Spring Talk Deal Lap

I put everything in that last lap, it was very emotional when I crossed the line. It was all I had, I gave it all. Sebastian Vettel

Gave Everything Crossed Emotional Had Put Line Very Lap Last

Just as a mother finds pleasure in taking her little child on her lap, there to feed and caress him, in like manner our loving God shows His fondness for His beloved souls who have given themselves entirely to Him and have placed all their hope in His goodness. Alphonsus Liguori

Hope God Mom Mother Goodness Caress Our Pleasure Finds Entirely Fondness Given Feed Taking Like Him Souls His Child Just Placed Loving Little Little Child Themselves Manner Lap Who Shows Her Beloved

I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them. Annette Bening

Art Husband He Putting Feet Them Ceremonies Lap Awards Rub

I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you do that great qualifying lap or you make that great pass or you bring a crippled car home. Bobby Rahal

Pace judgement is everything in the hour record. If you can ride 16.1 or 16.2-second laps constantly for 221 laps, and not go 15.9s or 16.4s, it's keeping it on the line every lap, lap after lap. Bradley Wiggins

You Ride Every Everything Constantly Record Hour Judgement Go Line After Pace Lap Laps Keeping

The first theater subscription I ever bought was the August Wilson season at Signature. I remember thinking a whole season to one playwright was a great way for a master to do a victory lap. Branden Jacobs-Jenkins

Great Remember Victory First Master Thinking Playwright Way Signature Wilson Bought Great Way August Subscription Theater Lap Whole Season Ever

One medal. One shot. One lap. Eight riders. No lanes. No right of way. Just go. Caroline Buchanan

Way Go Just Eight Shot Lap Riders Medal Right

This directing thing just sort of fell my way and landed in my lap. Charles S. Dutton

Way Directing Fell Sort Just Landed Lap Thing

Worst part of being a writer: having to tell my toddler that I can't play with her because I'm working. Keep in mind that working consists of me at home with a laptop on my lap sitting on the couch. It doesn't look like working. I don't have a hammer or anything. Chelsea Cain

Home Me Mind Worst Consists Tell Having Couch Writer Part Like Look Because Hammer Sitting Being Anything Toddler Working Lap Laptop Keep Play Her

I cast my first vote on my father's lap in 1960, for Richard Nixon, in the voting booth. I was 8. Christopher Buckley

Vote Voting Father First Richard Nixon Booth Nixon Cast Richard Lap

I had been doing all my school plays, elementary school, middle school, and high school, and then summer. I'd wanted to act for a long time, and I thought I was going to go to college and do theater, go that route. But 'Superbad' kind of fell on my lap. I was very, very lucky for that. Christopher Mintz-Plasse

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Turning 70 was a real shock. I thought, 'I'm on the last lap now.' Cilla Black

Thought Real Shock Turning Lap Now Last

As an Englishwoman, you pick up a lot through osmosis. I've been watching the Queen all my life. But, yes, I did watch news footage and was able to pick a couple of little tics. For instance, she plays with her hands a lot and has a certain way of holding them on her lap when she's in public. Claire Foy

Life News You Queen My Life Holding Way All My Life Able Through Footage Pick Instance Couple She Been Lot Up Yes Did Hands Public Little Them Certain Certain Way Lap Her Watch Watching Plays

Sometimes, things just fall into your lap, and that's pretty incredible. Daniel Bryan

Sometimes Fall Incredible Pretty Just Your Lap Things

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62. David Coleman

Time Before Seconds Run He Accelerate Lap Last

I enjoy the acting, but I didn't plan on that. It fell into my lap, and I'm having a lot of fun with it, but I'm definitely moving towards directing because I'm naturally a writer, and I think a good director edits, writes, and has acted a little bit. He's done a little bit of everything, and that's what I'm trying to do. David Labrava

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I didn't have to struggle at all to get an agent and a publisher. Everything fell into my lap. Frank McCourt

Struggle Everything Fell Get Agent Lap Publisher

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