182 Cheese Quotes for You to Enjoy

Age is not important unless you're a cheese. Helen Hayes

You Age Cheese Important Unless

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. W. C. Fields

Cheese Pet Rat Clever Breath Down Eats Cat Holes Breathes

I don't have much patience for people who are self-conscious about the act of eating, and it irritates me when someone denies themselves the pleasure of a bloody hunk of steak or a pungent French cheese because of some outdated nonsense about what's appropriate or attractive. Anthony Bourdain

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Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log. Ellen DeGeneres

Cheese Nothing Says Log Like Holidays

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. Gilbert K. Chesterton

Cheese Silent Poets Been Subject

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. Dennis Miller

Cheese Lying Wisconsin Washington Washington D.C.

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this? Mark E. Smith

Natural Cheese About Students Contains Blue Informed Why

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' Tommy Cooper

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Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese. Billie Burke

You Age Cheese Unless Importance

We go to Italy every winter, and my husband's mother has a bingo party on Christmas. Every woman brings a dish: lentils, cavolo nero, tons of beans, polenta, every type of cheese, bruschetta, fresh vegetables, and local olive oil and wine. Debi Mazar

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating. Jack LaLanne

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If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat. Amanda Peet

Cheese Give Had Up Heartbeat Chocolate

The Democratic party, respective to health care, is like a person who was sent into the store to purchase a gallon of milk and some butter for the evening's meal and instead walked out with a 'Gladiator' DVD, a can of Easy Cheese, and some Homer Simpson house slippers because how funny are they? Dana Loesch

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Obviously as I'm getting older, I'm seeing changes in my body that I may not like... but I do love food, and I'm from the South. I'm not gonna lie, I eat fried chicken, I love macaroni and cheese, and I love grits. Erin Andrews

The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a either black gay or a lesbian. Chalk and cheese, they reckon, works. Jeremy Clarkson

All middle-income families use carbs to stretch meals, across any ethnic group - whether it's kugel or rice and beans or macaroni and cheese. I remember having pancakes for dinner. But as kids, we thought, 'Breakfast for dinner? This is great.' Al Roker

By the time I was 10, I was doing plays for Phoenix theater. My first lead role was as the Stinky Cheese Man. I got a taste of the limelight, and I just couldn't stop. It was a way for me to be the artistic, geeky kid that I was, and not get beat up. Alexandra Shipp

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When I get home after being away for work, my wife always stuffs the fridge with loads of what she calls 'nibbles' - all the great things you can eat straight from the fridge, like chunks of cheese, slices of ham, bowls of hummus. Alfred Molina

I like to focus on making the music sound simple and true, and very lush and full. I think music should take you to somewhere else where you have the space to contemplate or exercise your imagination. All the while you should be feeling real good, like when you have a delicious and decadent meal, macaroni and cheese or foie gras. Alice Smith

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The number one mistake is giving pets table scraps. I made the mistake thinking I was showing my dog love by giving her food and treats. You see a tiny 4 oz. piece of cheese, but for a Boston Terrier like mine, that's like one and a half hamburgers. That's unhealthy. Alison Sweeney

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