23 Frog Quotes for You to Enjoy

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. Mark Twain

Best Morning Job First Eat First Thing Frog Frogs Biggest Your Thing Two

We think too small, like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view. Mao Zedong

Sky Big Think Too Top Would Entirely Only Small Bottom He Like Well Frog Different View Different View Thinks

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' Tommy Cooper

Me You Cheese Hop Kitchen He French Well Said Got Waiter Yes Get Frog Legs Sandwich Asked

It is odd that we have so little relationship with nature, with the insects and the leaping frog and the owl that hoots among the hills calling for its mate. We never seem to have a feeling for all living things on the earth. Jiddu Krishnamurti

Nature Relationship Insects Feeling Living Earth Seem Never Hills Leaping Calling Mate Odd Owl Frog Little Among Things

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. Kim Young-ha

You Water Fish Jump Hit Frog Ground Swim

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. E. B. White

People Humor Few Analyzing Like Few People Frog Dies Interested Dissecting

One of the big questions in the climate change debate: Are humans any smarter than frogs in a pot? If you put a frog in a pot and slowly turn up the heat, it won't jump out. Instead, it will enjoy the nice warm bath until it is cooked to death. We humans seem to be doing pretty much the same thing. Jeff Goodell

Death You Change Debate Will Big Same Thing Nice Enjoy Bath Out Pretty Slowly Seem Pot Put Instead Smarter Until Climate Climate Change Doing Questions Up Jump Than Same Heat Frog Frogs Big Questions Any Warm Turn Much Cooked Thing Humans

'Targeting' is polite ads-speak for the data levers that Facebook exposes to advertisers, allowing that predatory lot to dissect the user base - that would be you - like a biology lab frog, drawing and quartering it into various components, and seeing which clicked most on its ads. Antonio Garcia Martinez

You Facebook Biology Drawing Would Would-Be Components Seeing Data Various Ads Allowing Like Most Advertiser Clicked Polite Lot Lab Targeting Frog Predatory Which User Base Dissect

Who doesn't love 'Frogger?' It draws its power from our shared memories of powerlessness. Wherever we are now, at one time or another we have all felt the poor frog's anxiety in the face of the world's intransigence, its blind and callous disregard for our happiness or well-being. D. B. Weiss

Happiness Love Time Memories Anxiety World Face Power Our Draws One Time Shared Powerlessness Blind Callous Another Well-Being Felt Frog Wherever Poor Who Now Disregard

They may have turned this up, whether you had the Paula Jones case or not. But again maybe not, but again that's like if a frog had side pockets he'd probably wear a handgun. Dan Rather

You Side Wear Case Pockets Had He Like Up Handgun Frog May Maybe Whether Again Paula Turned

Instead of inventing a gobbledygook password, you join three simple words that come from a thought known only to you. If one day you were driving to work and ran over a frog that ended up flat, you might choose 'frog work flat.' Daniel Lyons

Work Day You Words Simple Thought Three Ran One Day Inventing Only Join Simple Words Driving Instead Over Come Known Were Up Ended Frog Flat Might Choose

I performed in public for the first time at three years old. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was on a big stage. There were probably three or four hundred people in the audience. We were doing this dance, this Kermit the Frog routine, all of us in our little green leotards. Jaime Pressly

Time People Remember Old Dance Three First Big Yesterday Stage Our Hundred Performed Like First Time Audience Doing Were Years Green Frog Public Little Us Routine Four

In France, if you have any sort of talent, you'd better keep it here. And if you're going to go abroad, it had better not be America. The old battle - American versus Frog cinema. It's ridiculous. Jean Reno

As a brand new graduate student starting in October 1956, my supervisor Michail Fischberg, a lecturer in the Department of Zoology at Oxford, suggested that I should try to make somatic cell nuclear transplantation work in the South African frog Xenopus laevis. John Gurdon

Work Try Supervisor Student New Make October Lecturer South South African Brand Brand New Department Cell Frog Graduate Graduate Student Oxford African Should Nuclear Suggested Starting Zoology

If you put a frog in boiling water, it'll jump straight out. If you put it in cold water and gradually bring it to the boil, it'll sit right there until it dies. Scotland has been sitting in England's gradually boiling water for so long that many people are used to it. John Niven

You People Water Long Sit Cold Out Has-Been Put Until Been Jump Scotland Frog Gradually Sitting Dies Straight Used England Boil Boiling Many Right Bring

Nobody would have me in their laboratory for five minutes. I couldn't cut up a frog, and I certainly couldn't perform surgery. I'm better at making it possible for other people. Mary Lasker

Me People Better Other Possible Would Minutes Perform Nobody Making Surgery Up Five Laboratory Frog Cut Certainly

When I play with my band around the U.S.A., the most requested song is 'Peace Frog.' Robby Krieger

Peace Song Band Most Around Frog Play

Every time I hear a politician mention the word 'stimulus,' my mind flashes back to high school biology class, when I touched battery wires to a dead frog to make it twitch. Robert Kiyosaki

Time Class School Word Mind Politician Every Biology Every Time Back Battery High High School Touched Mention Wires Dead Make Hear Stimulus Frog Flashes Twitch

I'm known up there as the guy from Frog Jump. And it's a good thing. Stephen Fincher

Good Guy Good Thing Known Up Jump Frog Thing

There's Frog Jump on my GPS, so it's there. It's a real place. Stephen Fincher

Real Jump Real Place Frog Place

I think the fact that I'm so well known to be gay makes it very difficult to have a convincing relationship with a woman on screen. It wouldn't be at all difficult for me to kiss a woman - I'll kiss a frog if you like. Stephen Fry

Me Relationship Gay You Woman Kiss Difficult Think On-Screen Fact Like Well Well Known Known Makes Very Frog Screen Convincing

If you throw a frog in boiling water, he'll just hop out. But if you put him in warm water and slowly amp up the temperature, he won't notice and end up boiled. Tim Sweeney

You Water Out Hop Temperature Slowly Throw He Put Him End Up Frog Just Warm Notice Boiling Amp

I'm not a diva. I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog. Toni Braxton

Diva Trying Frog

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