97 Bath Quotes for You to Enjoy

Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine. Thomas Aquinas

Good Wine Sympathy Bath Glass Sorrow Sleep

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Rodney Dangerfield

Me Parents Bath Tell Hated Could Toys Were Toaster Radio

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath. Arnold H. Glasow

Life Giving Bath Teenager Telling Facts Like Fish

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Joan Rivers

Funny Unwanted Baby Bath Saw Knew Toys Were Toaster Radio

They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good. Billy Sunday

Good Me You Bath Tell Temporary Only Does Revival

Your best ideas, those eureka moments that turn the world upside down, seldom come when you're juggling emails, rushing to meet the 5 P.M. deadline or straining to make your voice heard in a high-stress meeting. They come when you're walking the dog, soaking in the bath or swinging in a hammock. Carl Honore

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One of the big questions in the climate change debate: Are humans any smarter than frogs in a pot? If you put a frog in a pot and slowly turn up the heat, it won't jump out. Instead, it will enjoy the nice warm bath until it is cooked to death. We humans seem to be doing pretty much the same thing. Jeff Goodell

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My evening really begins when I take a long, hot bath. I light a candle, and I turn on the news and try to catch up. It's when I can breathe from the day to the night, and that means a lot to me. Vera Wang

Scholl Velvet Smooth Express Pedi is just great. You get yourself in a hot bath to soften up your skin and then use this, and it really works. Plus, it's so easy to do, and you don't have to leave the house, so whenever you want to put sandals on, you don't have to worry about going to the salon. Abbey Clancy

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I love a warm bath at the end of a day. Cynthia Nixon

Love Day Bath End Warm

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you. Delmore Schwartz

You Else Bath Take No-One Means

I'm not trying to win an award for being the best vegetarian, just want to be healthy. Take a salt bath. Do things that my parents were never able to do. I'm blessed to do anything I want, so I decide to take the best care of my body and my family in the same way. Holistically. Vitally. Erykah Badu

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I love a long bath. I love anything creative. I love decorating. I even love just flipping through magazines and vegging out for a while. But I'm also one of those people who loves to work, so I'll sing, dance, work on my next performance, or write whomever it may be about a new idea. Jennifer Lopez

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Elizabeth Taylor taught me that if you do your hair and makeup first then take a hot bath right before you leave, it brings out your inner glow and takes away the powdery look from makeup. I do that right before every date. Jennifer Love Hewitt

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I love to have a bath with beautiful, relaxing music on and have no rush to do anything. It's a wonderful indulgence, and it helps me to calm down and stop my mind running overtime. Kylie Minogue

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When I was in high school, my mom worked at Bed, Bath and Beyond, so I was always there. Abbi Jacobson

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I am such a bath girl: we've gone to some of the beautiful hotels in the world, and if there's a shower, I'm so disappointed. Aerin Lauder

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My mother has stories of leaving me in the bath as small kid, like a 3-year-old, and there being mirrors on the side, and her going to get a towel and coming back in, and me making faces at myself, like, 'Now I'm happy. Now I'm sad.' Allison Tolman

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