28 Towel Quotes for You to Enjoy

Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with. Douglas Adams

Bliss is the ocean, a towel on the sand, the sun out, the chance to swim in waves or walk dragging a stick behind you, a good book, a cold drink. Deb Caletti

Good You Book Walk Ocean Cold Waves Sun Out Drink Towel Stick Bliss Behind Sand Good Book Swim Chance Dragging

Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot. Jimmy Fallon

Work You Looking Robot Thank You Waving Machine Never Towel Like Motion Hand End Up Thank Wall Just Hello

I follow the Patriots, but the Steelers were my first and true love. I still have a 'Terrible Towel.' Nathaniel Philbrick

Love True Love First Follow True Towel Terrible Still Were Patriots

My mother has stories of leaving me in the bath as small kid, like a 3-year-old, and there being mirrors on the side, and her going to get a towel and coming back in, and me making faces at myself, like, 'Now I'm happy. Now I'm sad.' Allison Tolman

I'm sorry, but I was born with a towel on my head. Charles Olson

Sorry Born Head Towel

On the beach, I take my clothes off under a towel. Clare Balding

Clothes Beach Take Towel Off

One trick I swear by: I pour a little neroli or lavender oil onto a hot towel and use it to wipe off my makeup. It opens up my pores, and then my face cream sinks in better. Courteney Cox

Better Face Pour Trick Onto Wipe Hot Towel Opens Makeup Off Up Oil Little Swear Cream Then Use

Even on one leg, I thought I could knock Tony Bellew out. I was gutted when Shane McGuigan threw the towel in. David Haye

Thought Out Threw Could Shane Towel Knock Leg Even Tony

If you grasp the bathroom door handle to exit without using a paper towel, you're right back where you started, with who-knows-whose germs on your hands. Faith Salie

You Back Bathroom Paper Towel Without Exit Handle Hands Where Door Your Grasp Using Right Right Back Started

I'm not going to throw in the towel a moment earlier than I think I have to. Finn Balor

Think Throw Towel Than Going Moment Earlier

The thing about a music career is that it ain't over until the fat lady sings. Look at all the times people threw in the towel on Dylan - or Neil Young. Remember when Young was doing things in the '80s like 'Trans' and the rockabilly album and being completely lambasted by critics who now think he is wonderful again? Jeff Buckley

Music People Wonderful Remember Young Think Music Career Neil Neil Young Critics About Threw He Remember When Towel Over Like Look Until Doing Rockabilly Sings Times Times People Being Lady Dylan Again Who Now Thing Things Album Fat Career

I have long since thrown in the towel on the Democratic and Republican parties because they are really a front group for the 1%, for predatory banks, fossil fuel giants, and war profiteers. Jill Stein

War Long Group Giants Thrown Towel Since Parties Democratic Because Front Predatory Banks Republican Fuel Really Fossil Fossil Fuel

I saw B.B. King in concert one time where he had this guy that would bring him out a glass of water and towel to wipe his forehead with. Johnny Van Zant

Time Water King Saw Out Would One Time Guy Wipe Had He Glass Towel Him Concert Forehead His Where Bring

I'm always using a towel around my head. Airports don't worry about me. Kerry King

Me Worry Airport About Head Towel Around Always Using

Everyone in our clique rocks a black bandana with the print 'EST 19XX' on them 24/7. As the underdog, you are expected to lose or give up and 'wave the white towel,' so that is why our flag is black. We never give up - never surrender. EST means 'Everyone Stands Together.' The '19XX' is to represent any age. Machine Gun Kelly

Never Give Up You Surrender Together Age Black Never Surrender Lose White Wave Everyone Our Give Never Towel Underdog Print Clique Rocks Up Expected Flag Any Represent Them Means Stands Why

When I was a little girl, I used to walk around with a towel on my head, pretending I was a nun. And then one day my mother said, 'Why don't you just become an actress, and then you can pretend you're a nun.' Olivia Hussey

I've been at Stoke for eight years... I think I've had the same towel for almost eight years. Peter Crouch

Think Had Almost Towel Been Years Stoke Same Eight

I pay less attention to my hair then probably anybody that I know. I get out of the shower, I towel dry it. I, like, blow it off and then I just run my hands through it and away we go. It's just what it is. Ronnie Dunn

From my perspective, if I say that I'm done, I would hope - and I trust - that my corner would throw in the towel for me. Rose Namajunas

Hope Me Trust Perspective Corner Say Would Throw Towel Done

If age someday grounds my feet and wilts my port de bras, what vestige of the old life will be left? The signs that I was a dancer will gradually fade like stripes on a beach towel. Even my knowledge of the art form, reaped in sweat over decades, could be lost over time. Sascha Radetsky

Life Art Time Knowledge Age Old Will Signs Lost Dancer Stripes Someday Beach Could Fade Towel Over Feet Like Art Form Left Bras Decades Gradually Form Sweat Grounds Even Port

Occasionally, Americans in large numbers are moved by a vanquished athlete's grief. Larry Bird with a towel over his head in 1979 comes immediately to mind. But more often, sports fans do the opposite - they delight in the desolation of a defeated archrival. Steve Rushin

Sports Grief Fans Bird Mind Desolation Immediately Athlete Vanquished More Delight Head Towel Over Occasionally Opposite His American Often Moved Large Large Numbers Larry Defeated Numbers

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