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Faith Salie

American Journalist

Born: Apr 14, 1971

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Mother's Day is a bittersweet day for many of us. We all have mothers, but some of us have lost them. Faith Salie

Day Mother Lost Bittersweet Some Mothers Them Us Many

I've always wanted, notionally, to be a mother. And I was certain I would be, because everyone I know, gay or straight, married or single, rich or not so much, who truly wants to have a child figures out a way, some way, to have one - whether through adoption, fostering, surrogacy, fertility, accident, or persistence. Faith Salie

Gay Persistence Mother Single Accident Rich Everyone Way Out Married Would Would-Be Some Adoption Through Know Because Always Truly Fertility Child Wanted Wants Whether Straight Much Certain Who Figures Fostering

If you're ever bcc'd, do not go near 'reply all.' 'Bcc' is 'blind carbon copy.' It means you're a fly on the wall, dude! If you hit reply all, it's beyond bad etiquette to out the person who gave you the superpower of invisibility. It's like screaming, 'I'm a spy!' Faith Salie

You Fly Gave Out Bad Superpower Invisibility Like Beyond Blind Dude Go Spy Hit Wall Person Reply Screaming Means Etiquette Who Ever Near Carbon Copy

Here's a simple guideline: if five names or fewer are cc'd, just go nuts and hit 'reply all.' But if more than five folks appear in the cc line, pause. Give it a thought. Some people are promiscuous and cc dozens of people who don't need to know each other's business. Faith Salie

Business People Simple Thought Some People Other Nuts Promiscuous Folks Some Give More Names Know Go Line Five Hit Than Reply Fewer Just Pause Who Appear Each Dozens Here Need

There's a bit of a reluctance on my part to promote myself as any kind of hero because the things I've had to overcome in my life are not the deepest, darkest things. Faith Salie

Life Myself Overcome Hero Darkest My Life Bit Kind Promote Reluctance Had Part Because Any Deepest Things

The desperate hunger our president has for approbation has led him to such lengths as claiming that God stopped the rain during his Inauguration. In fact, Mother Nature made sure it rained on Trump's hair the minute he started his speech. Faith Salie

God Nature Rain Mother Desperate Made Hair President Our Approbation Hunger Claiming Minute Fact He Him Sure Mother Nature His Led Trump Stopped In Fact Inauguration Rained Started Speech

I don't mean to brag, but my water filter curates tap water, offering moi the finest combination of H, 2, and O available. Faith Salie

Water Filter Finest Combination Brag Tap Offering Available Mean

It was my husband who had to open all the baby shower gifts which were haunting me in their candy-colored gift wrap - thank you notes demanding to be written. Faith Salie

Me You Gift Husband Demanding Thank You Baby Gifts Wrap Haunting Open Had Written Were Thank Which Notes Who Shower

Sometimes art helps illuminate science. Faith Salie

Art Science Sometimes Helps Illuminate

Nothing ages you more immediately than being called 'Mrs.' Faith Salie

You Nothing Immediately More Than Being Ages

When I was a kid, we called every teacher, every parent - anyone over the age of 20, it seemed - 'Mr. or Mrs. so-and-so.' Faith Salie

Teacher Age Every Kid Seemed Parent Over Anyone

I entered my egg-freezing adventure from a feeling of lack - a lack of fertility, of the right partner, of biological time. But this perceived lack actually produced abundance - of options, time, peace of mind, and microscopic chances of a child. Faith Salie

I'll never get complacent. I am my own toughest critic. Faith Salie

Own Complacent Critic My Own Toughest Never Am Get

If you grasp the bathroom door handle to exit without using a paper towel, you're right back where you started, with who-knows-whose germs on your hands. Faith Salie

You Back Bathroom Paper Towel Without Exit Handle Hands Where Door Your Grasp Using Right Right Back Started

Twerking takes its place in a long line of dance moves deemed immoral, even apocalyptic. The waltz was called sinful because it demanded dangerously close contact between dance partners. In 1914, the tango earned a papal denunciation for being 'damaging to the soul.' Faith Salie

Soul Dance Long Earned Dangerously Immoral Long Line Contact Takes Between Demanded Sinful Partners Because Tango Line Close Waltz Being Moves Place Deemed Even Damaging

As a mother, I don't want any girl twerking near my kid at a bat mitzvah. Faith Salie

Mother Girl Bat Kid Mitzvah Any Want Near

Scientists have discovered that, as we age, our brains act like computers with fuller and fuller hard drives. So when we're trying to recall a fact or a word or a name, it takes us longer, because - to put it scientifically - our brains hold a lot of 'stuff.' Faith Salie

Age Word Our Fact Computers Drives Put Takes Stuff Longer Name Like Because Scientifically Scientists Discovered Lot Brains Trying Hold Us Act Hard Fuller Recall

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