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Steve Rushin
American
Journalist
Born:
Sep 22
,
1966
About
Every
Game
Golf
Sports
You
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If you own face paint and a bulb horn and you're not a circus clown, you might be uncool.
Steve Rushin
You
Face
Own
Clown
Circus
Horn
Bulb
Might
Paint
What's certain is that ranking powerful people is inherently self-defeating. For starters, true potentates know who they are without being told, and they have no need to announce it.
Steve Rushin
People
Ranking
True
Powerful
Self-Defeating
Announce
Powerful People
Know
Without
Being
Certain
Inherently
Who
Starters
Need
I'd happily cover the British Open every year until St. Andrews slides into the sea or Scotland runs out of beer, whichever happens first.
Steve Rushin
Beer
First
Year
Every
British Open
Slides
Out
Runs
Open
Until
Cover
Scotland
Happens
Happily
Sea
British
My first interview at 'SI,' I sat in silence next to Guy LaFleur for five minutes on the New York Rangers team bus until he finally broke the ice. Those early interviews, every one of them was like a terrible first date.
Steve Rushin
Silence
First
Every
Interview
Interviews
Finally
Those
Rangers
Broke
Minutes
Guy
Date
He
New
Like
Until
Terrible
Five
York
New York
Ice
Bus
Them
Next
Team
Sat
Early
I had started writing for 'Sports Illustrated,' which was really my dream job growing up. But the writing probably read like I was auditioning to write for 'Letterman' or '70s-era Carson.
Steve Rushin
Sports
Writing
Job
Dream
Write
Had
Like
Read
Sports Illustrated
Auditioning
Up
Which
Really
Growing
Growing Up
Letterman
Illustrated
Started
That's what Letterman did. He mocked everything and everyone in show business, even though he was at the top of show business. He was in it but not really of it, and that's one thing I came to love about him. I mean, you can't sit there and interview Cher and pretend you're not in show business, but he managed to pull it off somehow.
Steve Rushin
Love
You
Business
Sit
Interview
Everyone
Everything
Top
Though
Pretend
One Thing
About
Somehow
He
Him
Came
Off
Mocked
Did
Mean
To Love
Really
Show
Show Business
Even
Letterman
Thing
Pull
History is not just written by the winners; it's written about them.
Steve Rushin
History
About
Winners
Written
Just
Them
If Charlie Sheen is the 21st century figure most closely associated with 'Winning,' it is perhaps time to consider an alternative to victory.
Steve Rushin
Time
Victory
Consider
Charlie
Charlie Sheen
Winning
Perhaps
Most
Sheen
Alternative
Closely
Century
Figure
Associated
The man who consumes sports to the exclusion of all other things will never be well-rounded.
Steve Rushin
Man
Sports
Will
Other
Never
Consumes
Exclusion
Well-Rounded
Who
Things
At its root, 'quit' means 'to set free' - think of an acquittal in a court of law - and to quit is often to be liberated.
Steve Rushin
Law
Free
Think
Liberated
Court
Quit
Often
Root
Means
Set
Cinderella is older than she lets on. She's ancient. She's had work done. The Disney film was based on Charles Perreault's French story 'Cendrillon,' published in 1697.
Steve Rushin
Work
Older
Cinderella
Ancient
Charles
Had
French
She
Than
Done
Story
Disney
Film
Lets
Based
Published
Every era has its cartoon rich guys, but most of them are actual cartoons - Daddy Warbucks, Scrooge McDuck, C. Montgomery Burns.
Steve Rushin
Rich
Every
Montgomery
Cartoon
Cartoons
Guys
Most
Era
Burns
Them
Daddy
Actual
We can project just about anything we want onto NFL owners - one of them is named Arthur Blank, for heaven's sake. He's a walking Mad Lib, just waiting for us to complete him.
Steve Rushin
Waiting
Lib
Complete
Project
Mad
About
Blank
Onto
He
Named
Him
Sake
Arthur
Walking
Owners
Heaven
Just
Want
Anything
Them
Us
I'm a recovering jersey wearer who can't bear to get rid of the blaze-orange Knicks warmup top that makes me look like James Carville on a highway repair crew.
Steve Rushin
Me
Crew
Top
Bear
Recovering
Knicks
Highway
Like
Look
Makes
Repair
Get
James
Rid
Who
Jersey
If you wonder why a man would shave before spending all day in his bass boat, you have never seen an angler's face projected in high-def on the JumboTron at a Classic weigh-in.
Steve Rushin
Day
You
Man
Face
Seen
Before
Bass
Spending
Projected
All Day
Would
Classic
Never
Shave
His
Wonder
Boat
Why
On its surface, the HBO documentary series 'Hard Knocks,' about the New York Jets' training camp, resembles another HBO series, 'The Sopranos.' Both star the stout patriarch of a New Jersey 'family' preoccupied with food, intimidation, and florid profanity.
Steve Rushin
Food
Family
Training
Intimidation
About
Both
New
Knocks
Sopranos
Documentary
Another
Surface
New Jersey
Camp
York
New York
The Sopranos
Hard
Profanity
Preoccupied
Resembles
Series
Star
Jersey
Jets
All kingdoms look small through an airplane window - little dominions built on quicksand. But looking up from the ground, where most of us stand, they're rather impressive.
Steve Rushin
Looking
Airplane
Kingdoms
Window
Rather
Small
Through
Look
Most
Built
Up
Impressive
Quicksand
Where
Little
Us
Stand
Ground
Anyone who thinks sports are ruled by athletes need only think of American sports' most enduring tradition: Immediately after a championship, as the champagne sprays and the confetti falls, the trophy is passed not to the team captain but most often to the team owner, handed to him by his highest-ranking employee, the league commissioner.
Steve Rushin
Sports
Think
Ruled
Immediately
Athletes
Only
Trophy
League
Employee
Most
Him
Passed
Tradition
His
Falls
Handed
American
Commissioner
Owner
Often
Anyone
After
Enduring
Team
Who
Captain
Champagne
Championship
Thinks
Need
The most enduring Top 10 ever written wasn't written at all, but chiseled onto stone tablets and conveyed down Mount Sinai by Moses, who introduced to the world not just a set of Biblical precepts but also a new format for starting arguments: the list of 10 things.
Steve Rushin
Bible
World
Argument
Precepts
Down
Top
Introduced
Tablets
Onto
Written
New
Moses
Most
Also
Mount
Stone
List
Just
Enduring
Format
Conveyed
Who
Ever
Things
Starting
Set
In 1984, as a college freshman, I spent a fall weekend at a friend's house in suburban Chicago. His father worked for Beatrice Foods, a sponsor of the Chicago Marathon, and we watched that race from the finish line as a Welshman named Steve Jones set a new world marathon record. I was bewitched by the race and, especially, the clock.
Steve Rushin
World
Father
College
Finish Line
Fall
Spent
Record
Finish
Foods
Weekend
New
Sponsor
Named
Bewitched
Steve
House
Freshman
Line
His
Chicago
Clock
Friend
New World
Suburban
Race
Worked
Marathon
Watched
Set
I'd never had much interest in cool cars.
Steve Rushin
Car
Never
Had
Interest
Much
Cool
My wife is an Olympic gold medalist, WNBA All-Star, 'Jeopardy!' champion, and Rhodes Scholarship finalist who was sung to by President Clinton, sung about by Ludacris, and serenaded on 'Sesame Street' by a chorus of Muppets.
Steve Rushin
Champion
Wife
President
President Clinton
Finalist
Sung
All-Star
About
Scholarship
Clinton
Gold
Who
Chorus
Jeopardy
Street
Muppet
Olympic
Sesame
Olympic Gold
Sesame Street
Because I'm a bald, dim-witted writer, people think I couldn't possibly be her husband, so they occasionally confuse me for someone more glamorous. At O'Hare airport, a man asked if he could take Rebecca's photo. When I reflexively stepped away, he said, 'No, no, no. I want your picture too, Andre Agassi.'
Steve Rushin
Me
Man
People
Husband
Picture
Confuse
Think
Too
Airport
Photo
Andre
Possibly
Someone
More
Could
Writer
Take
Glamorous
He
Stepped
Occasionally
Bald
Because
Said
Want
Asked
Your
Away
Her
Outside Buckingham Palace, the Royal Standard flies only when the reigning monarch is in residence. Sadly, there's no similar flag outside The Woods Jupiter, which Tiger opened in the summer of 2015, spending a reported $8 million to make an upscale sports bar-and-restaurant in his image.
Steve Rushin
Sports
Summer
Spending
Similar
Only
Outside
Opened
Sadly
Make
Tiger
His
Reported
Flag
Jupiter
Woods
Which
Standard
Flies
Monarch
Reigning
Palace
Residence
Million
Image
Royal
As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures of a golf visor.
Steve Rushin
Man
Pleasures
Never
Know
Bald
Golf
Happens
Golfer
Who
Play
Play Golf
Sam Snead had perhaps the most stylish solution to the balding golfer: A snappy fedora that became his signature style, so much so that many never knew he was tonsorially bereft.
Steve Rushin
Style
Bereft
Signature
Solution
Never
Had
He
Knew
Perhaps
Most
Became
Stylish
His
Snappy
Sam
Golfer
Much
Many
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