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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Mark Twain

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. Billy Graham

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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented. Arnold Palmer

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Will Rogers

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While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. Henny Youngman

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I don't want to be just known for the way I dress. I want to be known for how I play, how I treat people, and how I am as a role model. I don't just want to be, 'He dresses cool' or 'He dresses crazy.' You're going to have lovers and haters. I want my golf game to be the main thing. Rickie Fowler

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. Will Rogers

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The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written. It has emptied more churches than all the counter-attractions of cinema, motor-bicycle and golf course. A. A. Milne

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf. Alice Cooper

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. Bob Hope

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Tiger Woods

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I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait. Cameron Diaz

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It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. H. L. Mencken

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Leisure time is only leisure time when it is earned; otherwise, leisure time devolves into soul-killing lassitude. There's a reason so many new retirees, freed from the treadmill of work, promptly keel over on the golf course: Work fulfills us. It keeps us going. Ben Shapiro

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My golf is woeful but I will never surrender. Bing Crosby

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Golf is game of respect and sportsmanship; we have to respect its traditions and its rules. Jack Nicklaus

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