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Jack Benny
American
Comedian
Born:
Feb 14
,
1894
Died:
Dec 26
,
1974
Enough
Forty
Knowing
Much
Speak
You
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Groucho Marx
Milton Berle
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W. C. Fields
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
Beautiful
Me
You
Sports
Partner
Air
Give
Give Me
Fresh
Fresh Air
Golf
Clubs
Keep
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny
You
Age
Matter
Mind
Strictly
Case
Over
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
Wife
Argument
Enough
Consider
Once
Married
Mary
Never
Had
Divorce
Been
Years
Yes
Serious
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny
Hors
Pieces
Ham
Cut
Sandwich
Forty
Modesty is my best quality.
Jack Benny
Best
Quality
Modesty
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