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Jack Benny
Jack Benny
American Comedian
Born: Feb 14, 1894
Died: Dec 26, 1974
Enough Forty Knowing Much Speak You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Jack Benny
Beautiful Me You Sports Partner Air Give Give Me Fresh Fresh Air Golf Clubs Keep
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Jack Benny
You Age Matter Mind Strictly Case Over
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny
Wife Argument Enough Consider Once Married Mary Never Had Divorce Been Years Yes Serious
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces. Jack Benny
Hors Pieces Ham Cut Sandwich Forty
Modesty is my best quality. Jack Benny
Best Quality Modesty

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